Why have Elton John....

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Scalexman, May 13, 2007.

  1. Scalexman

    Scalexman Reservist

    ...on the front of a booklet that doesn't mention him?

    Please discuss.
     
  2. Yellow Army

    Yellow Army Academy Graduate

    I didn't actually get one. I saw booklets attached to seats when i entered the Rous. Does anyone know why booklets were not on the seats by the halfway line of the rous, but at the rookery end of it they were?
     
  3. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    cos the rookery is better ;)
     
  4. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    The first thing I saw was this huge bloody earing and thought that he could have got us a decent striker who could score in the prem, instead of that star shapped thing in his lug hole which probably cost more than Steve Kabba
     
  5. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    Well i got told by the person who did it that they werent allowed to put them near the front because they would get wet but i cant explain the halfway line bit!
     
  6. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    :dismay: An air brushed Elton John greeted me.
     
  7. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    greeted my ass quite nicely actually ;D Sat on Elton's face quite comfortably :]]
     
  8. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    I bet that is the first time a woman has done that to him for a while:)
     
  9. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    :]] :]] :]]
     
  10. skeggyhornet

    skeggyhornet Reservist

    he is still stuck to my arse.......
     
  11. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Actually, I bet Elton done it himself. He can now imagine 17,000 blokes sitting on his face:]]
     
  12. Scalexman

    Scalexman Reservist

    Guys! When I said discuss I didn't mean discuss sitting on Eltons face (the minds of you guys:dismay: ;) )

    Am I reading too much into it (in a different way to some of you...) hoping that the Russos situation might be becoming more clear and involves Elton?

    Probably not, but it certainly seemed strange to me.
     
  13. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    You may have something there. I thought it was a bit odd. Maybe Our Elt has bought out Ashcroft?
     
  14. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Well he did plan to do another gig didn't he this year to celebrate his birthday, that had to be cancelled due to the development. Perhaps he is going to help out in some other way then? Perhaps he could pay off Steve Kabba's contract or something?
     
  15. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Or pay for a contact on Steve Kabba:fighting1:
     
  16. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

    A fly on the wall of the boardroom heard

    Simpson: "We need to get everyone back behind us after we removed the Russo's"
    Ashton: "This chair is still warm"
    Simpson: "Lets put out a nice expensive glossy magazine about the hospital development, but not actually make it clear what each building is. Oh and dont forget to ask the artist to airbrush out South Oxhey from the background and make everyhing look all green"
    Ashton: "I want my face on the cover"
    Simpson: "May not be a good idea Marky, I know lets stick Eltons face on it, everybody loves and trusts Elton"
    Ashton: "Good plan Graham, shall we get the board to vote for this as we are spending a bit of cash"
    Simpson: "All in favour?"

    Simpson and Ashton raise their hands

    Simpson: "Motion passed"
     
  17. Evasive

    Evasive Requiescat in pace


    I was talking about this with the person next to me in the Rookery. Now Ashton and Simpson can run the club as between them they hold enough votes to pass anything they like.
     
  18. Y&P

    Y&P Squad Player

    opinions around me suggested he may be joining the board
     
  19. Scalexman

    Scalexman Reservist

    Quality 9.5/10
     
  20. DrewH

    DrewH Administrator Staff Member

    Where i was sitting these kids kept flicking pieces of the booklet with the elastic band at people was quiet funny until i got hit in the head :dismay:
     
  21. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    lol very good indeed
     
  22. YellowYoda

    YellowYoda Squad Player

    he has done a lot for us but he should not be slapped all over the cover
     
  23. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Not saying he shouldn't but does tend to suggest greater involvement somehow?

    Maybe he's going to do an Abramovich? The salad Kings have abdicated. Long live the Queen.
     
  24. kingjames77

    kingjames77 Squad Player

    oh how i do hope so.. remember when we went down to div 2 (old one) and las day of the season they said he was coming back (was it that year!) not quite the same but its got me thinking too!
     

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