Where Are You On The Cog/bedwetter Scale?

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by a19tgg, Dec 15, 2020.


Where are you on the COG/Bedwetter scale?

  1. 10 - Nath/Moog full Bedwetter

  2. 9

  3. 8

  4. 7

  5. 6

  6. 5

  7. 4

  8. 3

  9. 2

  10. 1 - Hardcore COG/Clapper

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  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Moog is Donald Trump shock.

    He hasn’t just signed in as another person, he’s taken his comedy to the ultimate level.
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    One of my alter egos becoming PUSA was the ultimate.
  3. Eastcoastorn

    Eastcoastorn First Year Pro

    The trouble with this, is that a long stay at this level is unsustainable. You need to either become a yo-yo club or expect
    to struggle financially. Once the PL money stops, you’re ****ed. I hope we’ve got a plan B & C because we ain’t good enough to go up this season.
  4. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Reservist

    I am a 3 , yes we are boring , but we are 3rd , we have only lost 3 games (2nd best in the league), only let in 13 goals (2nd best in the league).

    Not sure about Ivic, cant question his influence on our defence but would rather we were more attack orientated (which i am not sure is in his arsenal) , we have lots of injury / covid issues so capacity to improve.

    Think promotion is still in our hands but we need to

    1) Find a replacement for Challobah (hopefully Hughes)
    2) Play Perica up front with Deeney
    3) Not sell in the January transfer window
    4)Not fall apart post xmas
    5)Beat Huddersfield
    6)Beat Norwich to reduce the gap at the top

    And a few injuries for Norwich / Muff would help
  5. My post was merely a cheap "pop-pickers" joke post.
  6. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Need more votes to tell whether we have a normal, skewed or binomial distribution.

    It could go any way - how exciting!
  7. Eastcoastorn

    Eastcoastorn First Year Pro

    And true!
  8. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    I’m a very solid 5 which is just in the COG camp - trying so hard through clenched teeth to be positive - and on my knees praying the unsmiling leopard will change his game plan spots!

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  9. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    My vision of Moog if you don’t take half his posts too seriously :)

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  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

  11. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    D0n't sit on the fence Manatleisure, are you a grinning simpleton or aren't you?
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  12. Manatleisure

    Manatleisure Reservist

    I'm not.
  13. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist


    In light of recent events I need to announce that I will be moving into tier 7 of the bedwetter chart. I appreciate that earlier in the week I spoke very much from a fence sitting position and whilst that was true, I now have to be bold and say that the 0 points today plus 0 goals and 0 entertainment all point towards this familiar and disappointing trend not ending without some kind of decisive action. I will now hand over to more senior bedwetters to explain the finer details.
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  14. reg_varney

    reg_varney Academy Graduate

    I'm a rubber sheeter. Despite ******* the bed like an Indian Typhoon my sheets are bone dry. I do have a nasty rash though. This must must mean I'm between 7 and 8. Today was typical of the type of performance we put in last season. Mind you the club has a long way to drop until it reaches the standards of ownership displayed by Jack Petchey. The man who tried to turn us into a mini version of West Ham and then tried to slowly strangle us.
  15. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

    I'm a four but moving rapidly towards Ivic out.

    And Deeney out too, which is new for me.

    I'm also pro left backs, unlike some.
  16. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Should be an 11 on the scale as this scale is too small for me.
  17. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    I have gone from hardcore happyclapper to full on bedwetter in meltdown, in the space of three weeks.

    The joys of being a Watford fan.
  18. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    At this moment in time, I've wet and soiled every single sheet in the house. No more fence sitting for me.
  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    COG/Bedwetter scale sounds like the business end of a University Challenge question.

    Starter for 15, no conferring. Devised in 2020 by a19tgg, what three-word term describes the propensity of an individual football fan for unswerving loyalty or cynicism towards their club’s hierarchy.


  20. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

  21. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

    Coincidentally changed the bed clothes yesterday.

    Clean sheets to coincide with new manager.

    Could be a sign.
  22. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

  23. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Reservist

    I was a 3 but am now a 7 , could do with restarting the poll
  24. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Choose your avatar:

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
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  25. We're in the **** but we've been there before and I'm not wetting any beds over it

    I therefore don't fit on the scale
  26. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Definitely now in the wetting camp.
    Enough is enough.
  27. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    I’m a 9.
  28. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    I am not a number. I’m a free man!

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