12.30 - Wake up 1.00 - Wash 1.15 - get dressed ect. 1.30 - Eat 2.00 - Leave 5.15? - Pub 10.00 - Home (away days only)
Wake up. Fret over what outfit will go with my bright banana yellow shirt Fret even more deciding whether to wear flat boots, heeled boots or trainers. Fret triple over whether i should bring a coat or not. Spend 2 hours on hair and makeup Eat Focus more on my fretting over trainers or boots. Time to go to match. Get in car. Arrive. Look out for hendo (just in case) K.O ;D
7am finish work 8am home - bed 11am out of bed confused bumping into things and generally not knowing what planet I'm on 1215 hit the road picking up another chelmo orn on the way 1330 charter place car park maybe bit of grub in town 1430 ground - beer - seat 1500 - 1645 a fine afternoons work from the boys in yellow and i leave the ground feeling very chipper indeed 1900 home - beer/wine (both?) - wfc first on motd and lineker and assorted nobs marvel at what a fine footballing side we are ?? - bed
(usually a day or 2 before match lol:]] )- grab a flight to london matchday 12:30--------wake up as late as possible 12:45--------shower 1:15---------get dressed and do hair 1:30---------head early to ground 2:00---------go to shop 3:00-5:30--- match 6:00--------- pub (if possible)
Wake up 8:00 ish with hangover. Greasy breakfast. Trip to shops for match essentials. Back home for lunch. Switch on 3cr Open up shoutbox Open up beer celebrate win
Night before do arithmetic subtracting PST from GMT to see what time game is on here. Check various sites to see if game is being televised...it usually isn't... I love the 20:00GMT games. Wake up at 9:15am, and realize the game is nearly over since I'm 8 hours off. 9:20am: Swear I won't stay up late drinking anymore...catch last bit of game with bowl of cereal and coffee... All too often, I can't wake up in time at all. I usually have to read the board's in-game thread, or catch the highlights. You all got it pretty good...
8am Wake Up 9am Check the boards 10am Sainsbury's shopping 11.30am come back for lunch 12.30pm meet my Dad / leave London 2pm arrive Watford walk to ground.
Well into my matchday routine, having a third cup of coffee whilst the bath is running, then change , watch a bit of Soccer AM, then in my local for a pint and a bit of banter with the lanlord (Arsenal Fan) wait for my mate, then Taxi to Watford for a beer in the Moons.
8am - 10am Wake Up!! 10-12 Try to delay mrs caz as much as possible from going shopping 12-1 Get draged round watford/harrow shopping. 1- 1:30 Eat Lunch 2:00 if in harrow make way to ground 3:00 Watch Watford 5:00 Go home 6:00 Either go out or try to get lucky
This varies for me, depending on how messy the night before was, and if its a home or away game. Usually wake up at 9 with hangover, dive straight into a Beer (Best way to get rid of hangover) then shower about 9 30ish, bit of breaky if i can be bother to make it. If eating breaky watch a bit of Soccer AM. 11ish make way to pub. Booze it up on whatever i feel like drinking, (Lager, vodka, cider etc) 2.45 rush to ground. 2.59 queue jumping like a rude Baastard (I don't care!) In the ground at 2.59 and 30 seconds, wobble as fast as possible to my standing position. 3pm watch a fascinating game of football with a wide array of chances, then at halftime when the score is 0-0, go and get a beer, meet the lads have a laugh, leisurely stroll back to my seat, Watch us concede in the last few minutes to either lose or draw. Leave after the game feeling angry that some idiots felt the need to booo the team of the pitch, down the sorrows throughout the night, and laugh at people making a fool of themselves at Kareoke Possibly hit the town with a few lads to go clubbing, stroll in doors between the hours of 2am-5am. Wake up Sunday in time for dinner. :]]
If it is a 3.00 kick off... 0800 Wake up, shower, ETC... 1000 Start the drive down the M1 (see other fellow 'Orns in a Green MG and a red Pug) 1120-1200 Arrive in Watford (ETA is dependant on traffic flow around L*t*n Airport) Walk around town for a bit 1300 Make Way to ground 1320 Wait outside ground to see if James Chambers will finally play a game and sign my shirt from last season 1400 Enter ground 1500 Kick off 1700 Walk to car 1715 Get onto M1 1900-2100 Get home, watch TV, eat dinner, go to bed...:sleeping:
8.00 Wake up Shower 8.45 Breaakie Usaully egg sarnie 9am Watch soccer am 11am Get taxi to train station 12ish at Watford or away 12.10 After rushing to get to a pub order drinks 1.45 Rush to Red Lion or get another drink in 2.30ish rush to Stadium/Sometimes club shop 3pm k.o 5ish go to pub or go back to mk Watch football first 8pm go out 10.30ish moan that the pub has put on motd :rant: 11.45 Kick out time or lock in time If kicked out go to club then home about 4ish. Or whenever run out of money.
wake up late confussed and drunk find the nearest burbury hat leave the hosue find a granny to mug for beer money one bell put all money in fruity find the nearest child or granny to take money of drink cider sell match ticket for more cider meet the rest of the WYF who have been doing the same all morning then fight with each other for a few hours
On a Saturday: 8.00 am Normally wake up then for some reason. 9.00-12.00 Watch a bit of socceram in the hope that there will be a decent soccerette or band on. 12.00-13.00 A bit of Soccer Saturday with left over pizza from Friday night. 13.00-14.00 Get stuck on the M1 roadworks (please hurry up with this as really fed up of goin 30mph through Looton!) 14.00-14.30 Park in Sutton car park in hope to get off ring road quick after game so i can get stuck on M1 again 14.30-15.00 Get to stadium, must buy a programme from a different seller each week unless we won previous game, when i must then stick to the same one (don't know why I do this, stupid bloody superstitions and run out of different sellers now!) 16-45-17-15 Get stuck as always, getting out of top right of rookery. 17.30- Travel to mates in St Albans and go out on lash there or hop on train into London to see a gig as no misses anymore
