The best or funniest chant ever heard mine is: Carefree, where ever you maybe. We are the nouveau Chelsea FC. So please sit down so my wife can see. I've been coming here since 2003 Funny but true
the best for me was an ajax v brondby champions league game. The roof was closed, and all of the fans had these flags they were waving in unison while singing some kind of marching song to the classical music being waved out over the PA. I had no idea what they were saying but i was getting involved too, and i can honestly say it felt like i was at the nuremburg rally or something. It was just so intense and infectious.
i no what you mean. i went to marseille for a game. for the whole 90 mins they were chanting and jumping up and down together. MAD, but a great sight. In the end they lost 2-1
"Are you shagging Ant and Dec?" to Newcastle after they sung to us "are you shagging Elton John?" That was hilarious.
A game where no home fans were allowed in due to previous violence of some sort, the away supporters were chanting your not singing any more! to an empty stand To chelsea- Ten men went to lift, Went to lift Frank Lampard, Ten men and their dumper truck went to lift Frank Lampard
lol this is great, keep the chelsea ones coming! Im telling them to my mate and he's having a hissy fit ;D
Went to see us play Man City a few years back and sat with the Mancs. A cat ran on to the pitch and the Kippax chant of 'come on city, come on city' instantaneously changed to 'come on kitty, come on kitty'. Probably not the funniest chant but timing of the City fans was perfect.
Carefree where ever you may be, We all hate the Chelsea FC, Lampards Fat, Ballack is a TW*T, We all hate the CFC!
gary neville is a red, is a red, is a red, gary neville is a red, he hates scousers.... (i always find that one funny) and park, park, whereever you may be you eat dogs in your home country it could be worse you could be scouse eating rats in your council house.
say that to me again and i will hunt you down no i'm not, but they are the only non-watford songs i know, and they are quite funny, imho
southampton to utd : USA USA USA (glazers) utd to southampton :we'll never play u again not the funniest but all i can think of now
That was great, went to that game with a couple of mates who are Millwall fans they were disgusted by the fact a Millwall fan was in pink and we'd spotted him. This years "the football league is up side down" by Newcastle fans and the chant of sign him up when Aidy scored
