Wayne Hennesey...Oh Dear...

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  1. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Crystal Palace keeper caught in a photograph gesturing a Nazi salute...even better was his excuse...

    'Yesterday evening I had a meal with my team-mates and we had a grouph photograph. I waved and shouted at the person taking the picture to get on with it and at the same time put my hand over my mouth to make the sound carry.

    'It’s been brought to my attention that frozen in a moment by the camera this looks like I am making a completely inappropriate type of salute.

    'I can assure everyone I would never ever do that and any resemblance to that kind of gesture is absolutely coincidental. Love and peace Wayne.'

    Make your own mind up, however don't you put your hand to the side of your mouth to make your voice carry and the hurry up sign is the rolling wrist/hand with a bent elbow?

    Anyway, the photo in all its glory...

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  2. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Leave Wayne Henazi alone. He's totally innocent.
     
  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    At least Hennessy looks like he’s enjoying himself.
     
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  4. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Didn't realise Palace had their night outs at The Bodleian!
    Wayne is obviously reading Modern History!
     
  5. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

  6. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    I think we can guess the food order;
    "So that's two egg mayonnaise,a prawn Goebbels,a Herman Goering and four Colditz salads."
     
  7. Moose

    Moose First Team

    If we can’t make absolute hay of this when we play them we should really give up.

    WW2 themed songs for 90 minutes please.
     
  8. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    A bit of rehashing of the Dad's Army theme song....

    Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hennessey,
    If you think we're on the run?
    We are the boys who will stop your little game.
    We are the boys who will make you think again.
    'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hennessey,
    If you think old Watford's done?
    Mr. Gracia goes off to town on the eight twenty-one,
    But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun.
    So who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hennessey,
    If you think old Watford's done?
     
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  9. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Don't give up the day job.
     
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  10. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Two world wars and one play off, doodah.
     
  11. Bring Back Standing

    Bring Back Standing First Year Pro

    I don't see what all the fuss is about - the last time a Palace keeper gave a Nazi salute, no-one batted an eyelid...

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  12. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    I don't know what I enjoyed more, Iniesta's photo or Hennesy's excuse! Both superbly lacking in self-awareness! Great stuff!!
     
  13. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Hurrah for the blackshirts!
     
  14. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    This is a dilemma.
    I'm not sure whether to go to the match as Herr Flick of The Gestapo,The italian Captain ( not Buffon!) or Constable Crabtree.
    Probably doesn't matter, as I'll be behind a ruddy pillar,like the rest of you!
     
  15. Moose

    Moose First Team

    If everyone goes dressed as a Nazi it’s almost impossible to imagine how the day may go badly.
     
  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    I'm definitely Goering to Selhurst Park.
     
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  17. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Ofcourse that is how everyone waves to attract attention or shouts out to somebody..

    Maybe we should all try it next time we want to tell someone to hurry up...
     
  18. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Why I did it myself this evening on court, as I spoke to a pupil.
    However it is a bit tricky when you're navigating your tank through Hoddesdon!
     
  19. Read his excuse and this immediately came to mind..

     
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  20. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Nazi salute, fake tash and bunny ears. He has an unfair advantage being a keeper with three hands.
     
  21. Hornpete

    Hornpete Reservist

    I had this enter my conscious...

     
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  22. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  23. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    What a genius programme that was. Such a shame about Dermot Morgan.
     
  24. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    ‘I hear you’re a racist now Father?’
     
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