Watford related predictions 2018/2019

Shamelessly stolen from SLB's post from last pre-season!:

League position: 14th
FA Cup: 6th Round
League Cup: 4th Round
Player of the Season: Deolefeu
Top Scorer: Deeney/new signing!
Best summer signing: Sema
Flop of the season: Grey
Worst disciplinary record: Britos
Gracia to see out the season: Yes

 

League position: 20th
FA Cup: 3rd Round
League Cup: 2nd Round
Player of the Season: Ashley Charles
Top Scorer: Ben Foster
Best summer signing: #n/a
Flop of the season: Doucoure
Worst disciplinary record: Holebas
Gracia to see out the season: No then yes after he's reappointed as no one else wants the job.

 

I'm sorry, but how am I supposed to predict our league position when the knicker wetters haven't even decided the name of the Premier subsidiary league we'll be competing in yet, let alone the criteria for its membership.

And will we be competing in the meaningfull FA cup or the can't be arsed FA Cup. It's important because I need to know if it isn't important.

My god. That didn't even start out funny.

 

League position: 10th
FA Cup: 4th Round
League Cup: 4th round
Player of the Season: Pererya
Top Scorer: Pererya (9)
Best summer signing: Massina
Flop of the season: Success
Worst disciplinary record: Deeney
Gracia to see out the season: Hopefully yes as he would of achieved his goals

Optimistic as ever

 

League position: 17th
FA Cup: 6th Round
League Cup: The round where we come in
Player of the Season: Doucoure
Top Scorer: Gray (6)
Best summer signing: Foster
Flop of the season: Masina (He'll be good, but Gracia won't trust him at left back and he'll be loaned out)
Worst disciplinary record: Holebas
Gracia to see out the season: Yes

 

We shouldn't concentrate on the cup until we've established ourselves in the premier

 

League position: 14th
FA Cup: 5th
League Cup: 4th
Player of the Season: Cathcart
Top Scorer: Deeney
Best summer signing: Foster
Flop of the season: Janmaat
Worst disciplinary record: Holebas
Gracia to see out the season: Yes

 

League position: 8th
FA Cup: SF (again)
League Cup: QF
Player of the Season: Deulofeu
Top Scorer: Gray
Best summer signing: Alcacer
Flop of the season: Cleverley
Worst disciplinary record: Capoue
Gracia to see out the season: Yes

 

League position 15th
Fa cup 6th round
League cup 3rd round
Player of the season Deeney
Top scorer Deeney
Best summer signing Foster
Flop of the season Success
Worst,discipline Holebas
Garcia to see out the season yes
All boring answers

 

Well, assuming we sign no one else, which is looking more and more likely:

League position: 17th
FA Cup: 4th Round
League Cup: 4th Round
Player of the Season: Doucoure
Top Scorer: Gray
Best summer signing: Deulofeu
Flop of the season: Sema
Worst disciplinary record: Holebas
Gracia to see out the season: No

 

League position: 15th
FA Cup: 3rd round.
League Cup: QF
Player of the Season: Hughes
Top Scorer: Dela
Best summer signing: Foster
Flop of the season: Gray
Worst disciplinary record: Deeney
Gracia to see out the season: Yes, and I think he'll surprise people. He's very, very highly rated in Spain.

 

League position: 15th
FA Cup: 4th Round
League Cup: 3rd Round
Player of the Season: Alcacer
Top Scorer: Alcacer
Best summer signing: Alcacer
Flop of the season: Chalobah - constant reassurances of fitness not far away, constant hobbling off after 27 minutes.
Worst disciplinary record: Holebas
Gracia to see out the season: Yes

 

League position: 12th
FA Cup: 5th Round
League Cup: 5th Round
Player of the Season: Perayra
Top Scorer: Deeney
Best summer signing: Wilmot
Flop of the season: Navarro
Worst disciplinary record: Masina
Gracia to see out the season: Yes

 

League position: 18th
FA Cup: 3rd round.
League Cup: 3rd round
Player of the Season: Foster
Top Scorer: Deeney
Best summer signing: Foster
Flop of the season: Sema
Worst disciplinary record: Britos/Holebas
Gracia to see out the season: No.

 

League position: 19th
FA Cup: 4th Round
League Cup: 4th Round
Player of the Season: Foster
Top Scorer: Hughes
Best summer signing: Fostet
Flop of the season: Okaka
Worst disciplinary record: Britos (nap)
Gracia to see out the season: No, is this a serious question?

 

League position: 14th
FA Cup: 4th Round
League Cup: 2nd Round
Player of the Season: Hughes
Top Scorer: Gray
Best summer signing: Foster
Flop of the season: None
Worst disciplinary record: Britos
Gracia to see out the season: Yes.

 

League Position: 15th
FA Cup: 3rd Round
League Cup: 5th Round
Player of the Season: Pereyra
Top Scorer: Pereyra
Best Summer Signing: Deulofeu
Flop of the Season: Kiko
Worst Disciplinary Record: Deeney
Gracia to see out the season: Yes

 

League position: 1st
FA Cup: Winners
League Cup: Winners
Player of the Season: Vokes
Top Scorer: Vokes
Best summer signing: Vokes
Flop of the season: Deeney
Worst disciplinary record: Vokes
Gracia to see out the season: Vokes

 

League position: 12th
FA Cup: 5th Round
League Cup: Runners up
Player of the Season: Hughes
Top Scorer: Deeney
Best summer signing: Watson
Flop of the season: Gray
Worst disciplinary record: Prodl
Gracia to see out the season: No chance

 

WATSON, why did I put that lol, I meant Foster!!

 

League position: 19th
FA Cup: 4th Round
League Cup: 4th Round
Player of the Season: Hughes
Top Scorer: Gray (8)
Best summer signing: Wilmot
Flop of the season: Chalobah (not his fault, just never gets fit)
Worst disciplinary record: Doucoure
Gracia to see out the season: No

 

League position: 16th
FA Cup: 4th Round
League Cup: 3rd Round
Player of the Season: Doucoure
Top Scorer: Pereyra (8)
Best summer signing: Foster
Flop of the season: Deulofeu
Worst disciplinary record: Holebas (after he inexblicably plays every game he is available
Gracia to see out the season: No

 

League position: 17th
FA Cup: 3rd Round
League Cup: 2nd Round
Player of the Season: Doucoure
Top Scorer: Deeney on pens
Best summer signing: Masina
Flop of the season: Gracia
Worst disciplinary record: Masina
Gracia to see out the season: No. Not even the first 10 games.

 

League position: 12th
FA Cup: 5th Round
League Cup: 2nd Round
Player of the Season: Pereyra
Top Scorer: Deeney
Best summer signing: Masina
Flop of the season: Doom and gloom people on here
Worst disciplinary record: Doucoure
Gracia to see out the season: Yes

 

League position 19th
Fa Cup 3rd round
League Cup 3rd round
Player of the season Doucoure
Top scorer. Own goals
Best summer signing Foster
Flop of the season the recruitment team
Worst disciplinary Doucoure
Coco to see out the season. No he will be found out to be the average coach he is. But by then we will be most of the way to sleepwalking towards relegation.

 

League position: 19th
FA Cup: 4th Round
League Cup: 4th Round
Player of the Season: Foster
Top Scorer: Deeney
Best summer signing: Foster
Flop of the season: Navarro
Worst disciplinary record: Holebas
Gracia to see out the season: Nope

 

League position: 18th
FA Cup: 4th Round
League Cup: 2nd Round
Player of the Season: Doucoure
Top Scorer: Deeney
Best summer signing: Foster
Flop of the season: Deulofeu
Worst disciplinary record: Doucoure
Gracia to see out the season: No

 

League position: 2nd
FA Cup: Winners
League Cup: Winners
Player of the Season: Deeney
Top Scorer: Deeney
Best summer signing: Doucoure
Flop of the season: The GT statue
Worst disciplinary record: Deeney
Gracia to see out the season: No

 

League position: 15th (which I think is fairly generous)
FA Cup: 4th round
League Cup: 2nd round, knocked out by Yeovil at home
PotS: Doucoure
Top scorer: Gray
Best summer signing: Masina
Flop of the season: Sema
Worst disciplinary record: Deeney
Gracia to see out the season: Yes, but he'll get the chop immediately after

 

League position: 17th
FA Cup: qtr final
League Cup: 3rd
PotS: Hughes
Top scorer: Deeney
Best summer signing: Masina
Flop of the season: our new medical team
Worst disciplinary record: Deeney
Gracia to see out the season: No, gone by November

 

Gracia sacked presumably when we lose the penultimate game and throw away the league title? I for one salute our Pozzo overlords for their ruthlessness.

 

The morning after the night before! I have just arrived back at my house after getting married yesterday and have been catching up to see if any WFC news I may have missed - not surprised to see nothing!

I would fill out the above predictions but feel it better to leave it until the window has closed as a couple of, albeit rather unlikely, brilliant and relevant positional signings could change my outlook. So I shall fill it out at Heathrow on Friday morning when I will be trying to not to let the fact we have signed no one ruin my honeymoon!

 

I wonder if a husband's 'unreasonable reaction to a disappointing transfer window' has ever been cited as grounds for divorce?

 

League position: 16th
FA Cup: 4th round
League Cup: 3rd round
PotS: Doucoure
Top scorer: Deeney
Best summer signing: Masina
Flop of the season: Foster
Worst disciplinary record: Kabasele
Gracia to see out the season: No, sacked in the winter.

 

League position: 17th
FA Cup: 4th round
League Cup: 4th Round
Player of the Season: Hughes
Top Scorer: Doucoure
Best summer signing: None of them
Flop of the season: Grey
Worst disciplinary record: Holebas
Gracia to see out the season: No