Watford FC 2-2 AFC Bournemouth - 31/03/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Steel City Gold, Mar 20, 2018.

  1. Steel City Gold

    Steel City Gold Reservist

    Muff diver...
     
  2. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Anyone know where I can pick up a half and half scarf for this one?
     
  3. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki Reservist

    How come your club was advertising tickets for the Spurs game?
    Stating that there are tickets still available for the general public to buy one day before the game seems a bit odd. Turning up to the ticket office before 11am to buy.
    See your local paper and check the AFCB webpage.
     
  4. Johnny Todd Sings

    Johnny Todd Sings First Year Pro

    Mark Twain's comments on this fixture:
    Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

    There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

    In matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
     
  5. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Sold my ticket on ticket exchange.

    I felt like a pimp putting my Big Muff for sale. It sold in 15 minutes....
     
  6. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    Here's my chance to get mentioned and frowned upon on the Boremuff forum:

    Those boremuff are willy bum bum heads with a bit of poo on top
     
  7. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Ban?
     
  8. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

  9. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Our cup final.
     
  10. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Liked for better avatar.

    Forgive me for being literal but weren't the National Socialists, er, socialists?

    In favour of a huge state, widespread national ownership & significant redistribution of wealth.
     
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  11. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    philistine
     
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  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

    A cryptic & early reference to Deeney's girth.
     
  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Having been umbilically linked with the other lot for as long as I can remember, this seems a practical solution.
     
  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    What an inspiringly balanced & reasonable post.
     
  15. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    No mate, Philippines
     
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  16. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    PO, are you aware of a Filipino rum, Don Papa?

    Surprisingly good.
     
  17. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Stanislas is their danger man, and the most in form player on the pitch. Stop him and we win.
     
  18. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Must admit I hadn't (so of course I had to google it). Seems to have a cult following in Europe and USA yet I've never seen or heard of it.
    Emperador is the liqour of choice for most everybody here...a brandy at a little over a quid for a litre bottle probably tells you all you need to know about it.
     
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  19. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    Sounds quality. Smuggle us some next time you come over.
     
  20. lancyclaret

    lancyclaret Academy Graduate

    Very talented but a fringe player for Burnley in the 2013/14 promotion season - Dyche wanted to keep him when his contract ran down but he preferred to DROP to the championship by joining Bournemouth for a reunion with Howe who had signed him for Burnley from West Ham.

    Gets important goals but also seems to get a lot of niggling injuries.
     
  21. East Stand Builder

    East Stand Builder Reservist

    This from Wet the Bed Cherry made me laugh "Watford fans are the ultimate keyboard warriors unfortunately. If they were that wound up about us it would be a war zone up there when we play them. It won’t be..as usual."

    Obviously doesn't remember the Watford lads chasing Bournemouth all round the town centre.
     
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  22. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Why does he consider that unfortunate?

    He'll soon change his tune when the Watford massive turn up and some spotty Herbert steals a mobility scooter or someone inadvertently pushes in at the post office in front of at least 3 people waiting for their pensions or some madlad pushes a seagull over on the promenade. I bet that'll put that poster in a right fluffery buffery and probably quite a bad mood to see such an upsetting scene

    It's gonna be carnage
     
    Last edited: Mar 28, 2018
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  23. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Are we back in the 70's?
     
  24. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Was one of the best games of tag ever until East Stand Builder ruined it by suggesting kiss chase.

    #chase me chase me
     
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  25. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Sounds fantastic.
     
  26. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    A group of about 10 Bournemouth fans were walking down Merton Road before last seasons game they started giving it loads and then two local lads walked over and one sparked one of them out and the rest of them s**t themselves and ran away shouting for a police officer.
     
    Last edited: Mar 28, 2018
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  27. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Worst thing was not having a preview rota for this season. Ok, a few people missed their turn but for the most part the previews were enjoyable, informative and/or amusing piss takes. It also kept football a bit higher up the agenda rather than the nonsense that dominates every match day thread now. This one is so bad it's making me yearn for the lists of unrelated stuff from a couple of weeks back.
     
  28. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    To be fair threads are only any good once we get within a few days of the game. International breaks are too long for points on one team - so we make our own amusement :)
     
  29. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Vinny & AJ?




    PS Two on one isnt very sporting old chap.
     
  30. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Just wait until the summer break.

    The rollercoaster of emotion as someone we have never of goes elsewhere.

    Only the Vydra in the Background thing to keep us sane.
     
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  31. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    The last few posts on here are West Ham worthy.

    ‘Chased then all over town...’
    ‘Sparked one of ‘em out....’

    10/10 for effort lads.

    1-0 to us. Saint Eddie to boil over and moan about how we are anti-football and everything wrong with the game. Can’t wait.
     
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  32. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Sounds like ars*holes all round. Hope the tool who assaulted someone got arrested.
     
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  33. Steel City Gold

    Steel City Gold Reservist

    Only days away now, and the tension is REALLY mounting!!!

    In previous fixtures, home and away, there have been newspaper reports of scuffles between rival sets of supporters. This has been reported over several seasons now and both clubs are concerned about what they believe has become an intense rivalry over what was previously regarded as a rather pleasant awayday in both directions.

    As a result, the clubs have issued a joint statement:

    "If appropriate, terwat the mouthy feckers!!! Whilst never condoning violence, it can never be disputed that mouthy feckers belonging to ANY club deserve to be terwatted!!!"

    In terms of return from injury we have no further news.

    Our likely formation is:

    A dodgy back four

    A lightweight midfield

    A powderpuff attack

    Please go to the Watford Observer website for realtime information about former players and potholes in Bushey.
     
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  34. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    No keeper?

    Who’s had more disruption from players away with their country?

    No idea but just Cathcart & Karnezis for us? Seba?
     
  35. Steel City Gold

    Steel City Gold Reservist

    Oops

    'Safe pair of hands...'
     

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