Very appropriate, BANG, another crap tackle and massive over reaction and the boy is off back to the changing room in his caravan again. Nasty spiteful **** that he is.
So what we are basically saying is if enough of us do a poo in women’s pants during the game we will win. That’s some sick fetish Deeney has
Wouldn’t you take the lift* or arrange for home delivery of the somewhat large consignment of sugar? * Urine permitting.
He said that it was a Champo thing. I imagine that for top half Prem, one would, on 85 mins, start licking caviar off a strumpet’s belly.
It's getting increasingly easy for me: People take one look at me and offer me their seat. Including pretty girls. I'm appalled.
Are you saying somebody has collected the stats on this? Just think about this person and their breadth of interest....
I would have thought the number would have been way higher. Everyone I know gets incredibly angry at having to go to work.
I hate the people who tent queue overnight to get a ticket and shout come on tiiiiiim 10 years after he retired. That's everyone who goes to tennis.
Is the game still on then?? If so I think we may win. Last time I was this confident was just before West Ham away.
I tried to copy you a trombone glissando for this - but I couldn't manage it. Well worth one, though.
1 If Watford get the first two goals they'll romp home. This sounds incredibly silly, but WBA doing a Stoke is highly likely and, even if they go a goal down, I can see them still defending with a parked bus and trying to grab something in a set-piece brawl. But two goals... even they must come out and attack and that leaves them open. Already missing Deulofeu (and Kiko??). 2 The very concept of watching someone playing a sport - any sport - and taking sides is pretty strange. Paying good money to do so stranger still. I find it difficult to justify watching 'my' team. If someone criticises me for it I say 'no defence'. The whole thing is not rational. But since when have humans been rational? F1 racing and syncronized swimming are pretty low on my wish list - below opera and morris dancing; and (sorry IBB) tennis - otherwise known as 'retrieving the ball from the netting behind me'. It may seem weird then, that one of my all-time favourites is badminton.
3-1 Watford. I can't see us losing this but two clean sheets in a row is too much to ask. And of course following a team is rational, as long as you actually feel a connection with them. What I don't get are the Man U fans that have never been North of Brum. Worst sport is athletics, I don't understand the fascination with how fast you can run or how high you can jump and couldn't take less of an interest
...and kicking a bit of plastic filled with air around a field, trying to get it into a netty string thing strung up between three bits of wood/metal, makes more sense, does it?
I think you might not be in the right place for that view to be shared But its a team thing isn't it? You wear the shirt, you cheer them on and feel part of it. You are all tied together by the team because you all feel a connection to it. On the other hand, that guy ran really fast and I'm now supposed to feel something?
1-0 Watford, scrappy game like Everton. Worst sport? I'd go with Golf. Dull to watch, easily halted by any and all weather and worse fashion sense than Andre Gray.
Interestingly we are the team he has been most pessimistic with, we’d be 19th based on his prediction. And we are playing the team he has been most optimistic with, I think he had wba down for the number of points we have. One week ago he thought we’d go down and wba would stay up. But I’m with him that Liverpool will never lose again.
