"And whom,may I ask is 'Mrs Lopsided?" Excellent news! Another of my lifetime's ambitions chalked off. I will learn all the words of 'Silver Threads Against The Gold's immediately! "Old king who?"
They'll run a mile. He'd slap them all down with just is I.Q being 100x greater than all theirs collectively. They would be heading back to the Kennel and crying into their dog bowls.
My regular taxi driver - who is very, very good to our family - likes nothing better than to have a pop at me about Watford as part of his “banter”. Mind you, he does also text me wishing us luck whenever there’s an important game; and he’s a Portsmouth fan so I have to have some compassion for the less fortunate...
You're a ******* idiot, mate. You should have just kept your mouth shut then done a runner when he dropped you near your location.
Rumours GT owned a plantation in the Virgin Islands with 100 white slaves working there, all of them Luton fans. Apparantly white lives matter and Tony Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley-Lennon AKA Mr Arsewipe are gonna come down and throw his statue in the pond. Stern resistance is expected from members of Watford Rotary club, Bushey golf club and the Junior Hornets.
The scum are playing Manchester United tonight. Be interesting to see how strong a line up they go for. Can imagine a few of them wanting to play as they've probably never been to a top flight stadium before.
Anyone know what sort of team they have out tonight strength wise? ( I couldn’t name one of their players)
For any Watford fan wishing to keep their sanity. Please bet heavily on a lose. Look at the form. Look at fate
Defeat on Saturday and its the beginning of the end for the Pozzos Suspect Ivic may walk, wouldn't blame him either
Let's hope Suarez is ready. I don't care if he hasn't trained for the past 5 years and has 2 broken legs, he will still be more useful than Deeney or Murray.
Suarez won't play, they are trying to sell him We're going to lose because our owners won't allow our best players to play in case it hampers their plans to sell them Watford fans will be baying for blood after the game and rightly so
Also, based on the last two games, no one with half a brain can say we've had a striker in recent times worse than Murray. Be it the dummying of the ball randomly so the opposition can get it, the lack of pace, the non jumping for headers or the constant fouling. I'm not a fan of Gray in the slightest, but I never thought I'd be wishing him to come back in quickly if Murray is the option.
It's a disgrace that we are even in a position where we're playing these ****s in a league game. If we actually manage to lose against them because our owners are not allowing our best players to play on the off chance that they manage to loan them out to someone paying half their wages for the season then surely even the most pathetic HMS Piss the Leaguers will be calling for them to sell up?
The only one who might have started on Saturday got himself sent off TBH. (Garner maybe...) But some of those could be on the bench and no doubt Murray will play now.
Honestly. If a player is owned and being paid by Watford Football Club. They should be ******* playing. Look at the ******* **** we are giving Ivic to use. Capoue is fit, happy to stay, being paid, yet training away from the group so we can sell him. Suarez, Sarr, both available. Give the ******* manager a left back, seeing as you were so happy to sell the one you spent the whole summer hyping up. This match means so much more than they realise. As per the last two and a half years, I expect some horrific calls from ownership and this to go down as a 100 page thread in one of our darkest days.
