Valentines Day - If you need help ;D

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Cude>2<, Feb 14, 2007.

  1. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    If you need help what to put in your card read below:


    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you because I was p1ssed.

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty,
    and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you has screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love you take my breath away
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.

    ;D
     
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  3. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    ;D

    Thanks Chris, that will come in handy ;D;D;D;D
     
  4. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    ;D top quality mate.
     
  5. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    haha good one ;)
     
  6. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Cude = Kipling of the forums = makes exceedingly good poems.
     
  7. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    ;D Don't make me hungry :cool:
     
  8. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    CarlsbergCude = probably the best poet in the world

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  9. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Can you change those to beer glasses to water please? Its making me thirsty.
     
  10. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Are you allowed to drink recycled beer - i understand Faith produces it by the bucket load:eek:
     
  11. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    re-read it because its so good...


    ;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
     
  12. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Lol that is a poem with a lot of thought ;D
     
  13. WoodyWfc

    WoodyWfc Squad Player

    brilliant;D
     
  14. Bringe

    Bringe Academy Graduate

    Lol, Nice One Cude>2<
     

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