Fits our profile, 30 years old South American, hardly plays and scored goals in the past for teams most of us have never heard of.
In the spirit of the post about being better behaved on this forum, I will say no thanks, he's not good enough and he's past it. I hope he doesn't sign. I hope this is a suggestion and not a rumour as I really really don't want to sign players who can't get into teams that are below us and there are not many of them. I really really don't want us to sign him. Like vehemently don't want us to. Thank you for the suggestion.
I loved his show. All that clowning around in France with the Nazis after the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies. Classic.
His goals did indeed help the football team know as The Crisp Mhunchers avoid relegation 2 years ago but has not been prolific since that time. I would therefore like to decline your kind offer of said footballer, but many thanks for your interesting suggestion.
Dear AndrewH63 Thank you very much for your kind suggestion. Having carefully considered, weighed up the pros and cons, I believe we should decline to purchase the player in question due to his being old and carp. Thank you for your interesting thread. Kind regards Undeniable Truth, The
