Uk To Make Dotty Old Man King In Bizarre Got/lotr Style Ceremony. Yes, It’s The Coronation.

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  1. Lloyd

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    Bugger! Schoolboy error! At least you know I'm not Nicholas Witchel (thank God!) Ha ha!
     
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    They chopped his head off 400 years ago mate. He's not coming back from that.
     
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    Run it off?
     
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    Contributor to BBC News emphasising how important it is for man who lives across nine castles and palaces to ‘continue’ to live a normal life.
     
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    Uh oh, he's back, ready to harvest another soul:

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    Republic ASAP.

    While we are at it scrap the Lords and all the silly pointless awards like the MBE, Dane etc, etc that people get into a tizz over.

    I'm sure Charlie didn't have to worry about getting in treated in time. There's nothing special in their DNA that qualifies them for special treatment and the attendant bowing and scraping.

    It's a pointless anachronism. Oaths should be sworn to serve the people not someone who is there by virtue of historical accident.
     
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    He's not impressed with this.
     
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    Worrying times over at the Palace as Kate goes missing and conspiracy theorists fill the void. And now today the official account of the royal Death has posted this on X:

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    Marmalade presumably a code word for blood…
     
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    The fuss over this bloody photograph is ridiculous. The world's gone bleedin' mad
     
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    World scrutinises every detail of woman’s appearance and body. Is shocked to find this results in an eating disorder.
     
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    Source?

    Genuinely had no idea this was even being suggested.
     
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    It’s a good point, tbf. Nothing in my garden is this leafy yet and I’m in a milder part of the country.
     
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    Lots of leaves in my garden. You’re doing something wrong m8.
     
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    Pick them up then. You can make leaf mould out of them.
     
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    Mmmm. Leaf mould.
     
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    Oof. :D
     
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    Got to feel for William - first his father is being treated for cancer and now his wife.

    Doesn't matter who they are that is going to affect them.
     
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    Plus he's got the 'Most Evil Bitch That Ever Drew Breath ' for a sister-in-law
     
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    Didn't have you you down as so invested in the royal family
     

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