Traditional English Christmas

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  1. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    English in the title not because I'm an Anglophile, just that I am English, which is relevant to my question.

    It's been 30+ years I celebrated an English Christmas in England. Mike Yarwood and Morecambe & Wise...probably followed by Paul Daniels were the highlights on tv.

    What is essentially English for Christmas now? Presume Quality Street, the Queen's Speech and Brussels sprouts are still in the mix. Crackers, nuts and tangerines? Stockings, do they still exist? My brother *nd I had a pair of my mum's tights cut in half. Still they held a **** load more stuff than a shop bought Santa sock.

    I know the more that things change the more they stay the same...so what is Christmas like there now...?
     
  2. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

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  3. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    If anything I think there's a trend to go more traditional. The hipsters are making their own presents and decoration and generally being annoying about it.:p

    The worrying trend is the amount of stuff kids get these days though. Most of it plastic junk that is not touched after 6 months.

    For me Christmas is an opportunity for a blow out meal and a week off work, which isn't really compensation for the stress over trying to buy worthwhile presents for people rather than gifts.

    Is there any such thing as a traditional Xmas out there PO? The Philippines are pretty much Christian arent they?
     
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  4. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Only you would do extra work over Christmas, @Meister
     
  5. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    and Father xmas of course :D

    I have actually worked Xmas morning a couple of times. When I worked in the city my job was based on the previous day's trading and as Xmas eve was a busy trading day in the states I needed to work. Luckily I could do it from home, got up at 4am finished by 9 and had the rest of the day off. The usual post xmas lunch nap enabled me to carry on through till the evening.
     
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  6. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    I was at a local brewery on Friday for a drink and only saw one hipster. Thankfully.
     
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  7. I like a traditional Christmas

    Every Christmas morning I wake up, open the bedroom window and throw money to a tiny disabled boy called Tim and make him go and fetch me the finest prize winning turkey
     
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  8. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    You are ZZTop and I claim my £5.
     
  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Nice. Which one. Done a few tours myself.
     
  10. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    It was at Pope's Yard down Whippendell Road. Which ones have you been to?
     
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  11. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Hop back was the best local one. Lots of free beer. Fullers at Chiswick is decent also. Gettable on the tube.
    Also done from memory York, Black Sheep and a couple of others.
    Did a brewing day at Brewlab in Brixton as well.
    Jamesons distillery in Dublin is good if you like whiskey. (I don't)
     
  12. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    I haven't done any of the big breweries, the Fuller one does sound interesting though
     
  13. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    A traditional English Xmas for me is drinking too much, eating too much and spending far more time with my family than I want to.
     
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  14. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Pigs in Blankets have shot out of the ether and are now a staple. Bad Cracker jokes, arguments about sprouts and the Queens warble are the norm. TV wise is OK with Dr Who now a staple in most households and some questionable Disney films a norm.
     
  15. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Did you catch yourself in a reflection?
     
  16. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    No, mods don't have reflections.
     
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  17. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    What's with the current trend for those wooden soldier figures used for decorations?
     

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