Roll up... With some new Hive Live viewers today, print off a card and let's tally up our scores together. Alternate bingo cards most welcome.
Gag referencing players lack of ability with some kind of foot/boot impediment like “he kicked that like his boots were still in the box “
He is good. I enjoy his commentaries but only because he makes observations that are the same as mine and so feeds my ill founded sense of superiority.
I look forward to We can get three or four here closely followed by us grinding out a result against opposition that up their game.
"Andre has been a bit unlucky there, he did everything right" as another shot from a good chance is scuffed into the keeper's hands.
"Yeah, I knew (insert name coming on as opposition sub) from when I was coaching. I remember saying to his moom, he's got some pace and he knows where the goal is, so they're certainly going to have to keep an eye on him. .........(pause).........The Watford defence that is." (Sierralta, T-E and Hughes continue to play meaningless passes across the back to each other without an opposition player in sight).