All we need now is for iPhone's to stop working and tomorrows headlines will be, Blackberry and Apple crumble!
This guy from over the road was talking to me earlier. "My wife's just told me she's been having an affair with Dave the milkman," he confided. "What? That fat ugly ****er I see every morning outside your house?" "Yes," he laughed, cheering up. "Why would Dave the milkman want to shag that?"
