Watford are in talks with Thomas Buffel, who could be signing on a Free from Rangers. From Football Rumours Probably no truth behind it though
Still I checked his wiki profile - sounds like the type of player we need (which is why it must be carp).
Exactly. It's like me coming on here and saying - "Aurelio Bikinali, a strong, ball playing midfielder who scores 15 goals a season. I've made him up and he doesn't exist, but he may be about to sign for us."