Things you hate

I heard about this thing where shopping centres give customers free wifi but to sign up you have to put in your interests, then as you walk past shops with wifi enabled the shops will message you special offers which they think will interest you.

At least, I think I heard about that. If not, I'm going to apply for a marketing position at the Harlequin.

 

People who eat sunflower seeds.

 

What about bread with sunflower seeds on it?

 

They are worse because it is normally brown bread....

 

Pretty sure I said this a few pages back.

Solicitors and mortgage brokers.

 

Sandpaper bog roll.

It deserves being called out again.

 

D*ckheads at gigs who want to jump about and mosh at the side of the venue, rather than f**king off to the middle where everyone else is doing it.

 

I'm showing my age here!

 

Robust jumping, pushing and bumping into surrounding gig-goers in response to particularly lively music.

I can't stand it at gigs.

 

Going to do your grocery shopping on a Saturday morning and you can't get into the store because some nut job has gone in there with a load of guns and a couple bombs. God bless America.

 

I'd have still gone in. No pyro prat is going to ruin my day out.

 

When people say 'not being funny but'. You're right, it wasn't funny.

 

People who buy really cheap cheese. Why don't you just melt the bag they put it in into your sandwich?

 

When people buy blocks of cheese instead of grated cheese yet only use it for grating.

 

Selfies. I didn't mind them, but since that ****ing Oscar selfie everyone does one for everything. I saw someone at the game today take a Selfie, and post it to Instagram as #footballselfie

#****off

 

I hate Twitter.

 

#hasapoint

 

Boring

 

Thanks, I think that "in my day" that was just known as "acting like a d***head!

 

I think you used to call it "the Charleston"

 

Charlton is in a few weeks m8.

 

If I'm casually enjoying Elbow I don't want someone to come and knock the G&T out of my hand.

 

Oh yeah, and Morrissey.

 

Whilst on the subject of moshing, which i don't mind, crowdsurfers that have no clue what they are doing.

 

When I saw black sabbath in 2012 someone who wanted to crowd surf tried to climb my back, wanting me to lift him up and start it. Now, I hate crowdsurfers. They land on your neck when you are not expecting it and people only do it to escape the crush (fine) or to copy what they saw in a film (not fine).

I didn't hoist the sod up, I just stood there and he fell to the floor. He then preceeded to berate me and call me plenty of vile names, bearing in mind he just tried to clamber onto a total stranger.

People not adhering to 'moshing rules' irks me, makes everything so much more unsafe for everyone.

 

Crowd surfing is one of those things that has unwritten rules.

You don't climb all over people to get on top of the crowd and act like a **** about it. You don't do it with a pint in your hand. Whilst people are going over your head you don't grab them and drag them down. If someone falls, you pick them up. I've been to plenty of shows that involve stagedivers/crowd surfers and they've been great but it is generally people that don't have a clue what they are doing/pissed up that that ruin it.

I'd link a Title Fight YouTube video here for good experiences but work won't allow it.

 

Revising. I've already revised the whole module about 3 times and the exam is still over a week away. Feel guilty for not revising as well. Grrr.

 

Revising is a form of cheating. If you didn't learn it the first time around, you don't deserve to get a high mark.

 

True. Thats a perfectly good reason as to why I should stop. You've convinced me. Thanks Moog!

 

No problem. What's more, your parents have spent the last 18 odd years paying tax, in the hope that some of it covers your education. Why should their hard graft go down the toilet? If you educate yourself whilst your teachers are sitting on their asses and drinking cheap booze, you're slapping taxpayers all over the country in the face. If your teachers haven't taught you, then it's not your fault if you haven't learned.
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Cancer. ****ing *****.