The answers you wish you'd given...

All genuinly written by students in exams...






















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lol i love the last one!

and the "suck my d.." ;D

 

the teacher comment, see me hahahaha!

 

LOL! funniest answers, if only i still had mocks to do

 

I think me calling the owner of IKEA highly deluded and saying he should seek help should by up there ;D

 

i once lost out on getting a job as during a role play about difficult customers, i pretended to be a zombie. larks

 

I've done the find X, here it is trick before lol

 

what?

 

Yeah, I wasn't sure if that was a threat or an offer.

 

Well it was a general studies exam and apparently the IKEA owner said his buisness and products were making the world a better place environmentally speaking.
I said he was highly deluded and that he should seek help if he truely believes this.

That was my conclusion ;D

 

lol, that radio add for a washing machine silver nano or something also claims to 'make the world an altogether better place

 

on a year 9 r.e exam when i hated the r.e teacher and had no intention of doing it in gcse (and new my dad wouldn't give a carp bout an r.e. mark) just completely took the p!ss, the r.e teacher got slightly offended, still think i got 9%! even though i can't remember one serious answer

 

what were the non serious answers?

its an easy gcse, all you have to know is how to answer the question (ie. the structure:
give an opinion, talk about otherviews why (says in the bible/moral opnion etc.) and you get full mars foor that question!

its like ticking boxes really

 

i got a* at gcse for rs. turned up for one lesson the whole year and passed it because i remembered a line about the universe and karma from the simpsons, and because its a piece of p*ss.

 

lol, i dont believe you, 1 lesson?

 

gcse buddhism. you can't fail to pass.

 

i even remember the line homer says which i based my entire exam on. "You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." and then i added a little, and repeated myself over and over again, adding my own knowledge and giant amount of filler.

 

i dont do budhism though

 

thats karma for you.

 

I loved the elephant :]]

I always reckoned it was my duty to put at least one answer like that on an exam paper to lift the tedium for the poor marker.

 

Looks like some of the mock gcse's me and some mates have done.


One question on a maths exam was to factorise something , my mate then found the answer was not " i'll factorise you good !!!! "



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I know the guy that did the answer for 'explain the shape of the graph'... he was a legend! :]]

 

In a time with exams, im bumping this thread with this little picture! :]]



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See me!! hahahahahaha
But the reaction of the teacher in the last one is the best...shamefully it's such a long time ago i did maths etc those answers look right to me, especially find X. How can that be wrong?!

 

In all seriousness what is this question about and what is the answer?

 

Great find, never seen them before but I was lolin hard. It's not a stupid answer but I heard one student got asked "define bravery" in an exam so he simply wrote "this is" and left the answer blank. Personally if I was the examiner I would have wrote NICE TRY SMARTARSE. FAIL

 

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Its funny cos its true :]]

 

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anyone here done the classic when a teachers asks you to write lines and u jus do small straight lines "l" however many they ask you to write

 

knew someone who was doing general studies but since theyre uni doesnt accept it, they sat down and when the exsm started he stood up and walked out

 

rofl

 

my only lesser examples are in a dt exam when they ask what to do in an emergency if somebody hurts there finger. I put amputate. The other was in my mock chemistry gcse i got a detention and yet full marks for my answer of holy water to a what is this substance description the actual answer was water.

Those ones up are absalute classics though. The guy hanging himself about sums maths up generally.

 

In my maths mock there was a question on algebra

i soon lernt when i got it back the answer was not gavin mahon

 

Gavin Mahon isn't the answer to anything