[RUMOUR] Sydney Van Hooijdonk

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Malteser2, Aug 9, 2023.

  1. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    Sydney Van Hooijdonk is awaiting offers from the English Championship. Contacts have been made with Southampton, Watford and Sunderland. Udinese also tried to sign him in 2021. Asking price of €3m-€4m
     
  2. reids

    reids First Team

    Another one in the "had a footballer father" camp!
     
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  3. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Yes, not surprised to see Celtic and Forest aren't among the interested teams! ;)
     
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  4. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Does he have an opera house or a bridge?
     
  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    We need some Youngblood.
     
  6. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    Assuming this is b******* on the rule of ‘several teams linked’.
     
  7. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Assuming this ******** on the rule of €3m-€4m
     
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  8. Crezzy95

    Crezzy95 First Year Pro

    No chance
     
  9. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    See also: 'Asking price of €3m-€4m'
     
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  10. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Not if he is a Van Hooijdonkey.
     
  11. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Come on, which one of you jokers keeps editing Wikipedia?

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  12. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I’d get that phone charged if I were you.
     
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  13. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck First Year Pro

    Just think of all the income generated from shirt sales . 12 letters at £1 a go .
     
  14. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    I did wonder who'd say that first. I'm up to 70% now
     
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  15. RMT79

    RMT79 First Year Pro

    I will believe it when I see it .... nothing so far has suggested we have any money to spend and imo we wont get him. Its the same script every window, we get linked with a or several good player(s), who appears to be what we need, suggests a strategy is in place to improve the team with better players to support the manager, we as fans get excited .... but low and behold we "miss out" and sign cheap alternatives who are nowhere near the level of the player(s) we "missed out on ..... I understand its a two way thing and the player may not choose to come, but this happens far to frequently at our club, where we are notoriously secretive in our dealings. I really hope im wrong and proved to just be a miserable git !!
     
  16. ProfessorAbdi

    ProfessorAbdi First Year Pro

    Lol at us spending anything over 50k on a player this summer. If we bring anyone else in it'll be a loan with an option that we won't be able to afford next summer.
     
  17. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    We'll be signing Dwight Yorkes son at this rate, sorry for pinching it IRB but it still makes me chuckle whenever one of these links comes up.
     
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  18. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Has anyone suggested 'Put a Donk on It' yet?
     
  19. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Good tune that
     
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  20. Amersham CC

    Amersham CC Academy Graduate

    Direct from last nights event when asked directly about this one - absolute nonsense.
     
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  21. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Bullet dodged
     
  22. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    In all clips I've seen watched of him he's seemed distinctly 'meh'. So, meh.
     
  23. reids

    reids First Team

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    Same profile as pretty much every other striker we've been linked with this summer.
     
  24. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Crap?
     
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  25. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Are you just recycling the graph and changing the name?

    We all trust you now so would believe anything you post ;)
     
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  26. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Are Ubenga and co using the same source of data as you?
     
  27. ProfessorAbdi

    ProfessorAbdi First Year Pro

    Who the **** is Ubenga?
     
  28. reids

    reids First Team

    Yeah think they do
     
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  29. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Now linked with Brentford and Palace
     
  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Bullet dodged.
     
  31. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee Reservist

    So the way I read this is that he gets on the end of about 3 aerial crosses per game (most likely from set pieces) and only touches the ball in the box about twice more per game. So basically a big strong stationary bloke, yes? I didn't think the Dutch made those. I thought they drowned you as a small child if you didn't have foot skills and mobility. Or at least made you go become a productive member of society, sticking fingers in dikes or something.
     
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  32. reids

    reids First Team

    The legend that is Wout Weghourst would like a word.
     
  33. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Bas Dost!
     
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  34. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee Reservist

    Somewhere Darius Henderson is feeling underappreciated
     
  35. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    At least he tried.
     

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