[NOT HAPPENING] Stoitchkov

A rumour of an incoming... But would cost money and we'd have to beat off top flight Spanish competition so obviously nonsense.

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2020/10/...-2-5m-16-goal-forward-hes-desperate-for-move/

 

Was great for Barca, getting on a bit now though

 

Ridiculous name.

Get it done.

 

Might be worth a punt for that money?

 

I don't want any player who goes by a nickname. It's not proper.

 

Can see him joining Pele and Puscas at Reading Legends FC

 

Sounds like a Bond villain. Get it done, Gino!

 

Obligatory YouTube video. Meh. Looks fine but would probably flop massively and we're not going to sign him anyway.

 

Unlikely to be a success here if he never joins, I reckon.

 

I'm not beating anyone off for less than £2.50.

 

Still quicker than Murray.

 

Literally what is the point of Adam Leventhal

Worst ITK ever

 

He's also taken to doing these thumbs up tweets when something that he's read elsewhere gets confirmed, as though he broke it. I feel a bit sorry for him as at one point he clearly did have an in to the club but now the tap has been turned off, he's no different to the kids they pay about £13k/year to at the Observer and just tell them to hit refresh on the NewsNow Watford page.