Sign Of The Times / Forum Challenge

We’re in the middle of a global pandemic with many predicting economic devastation...

So I’ve got a little challenge for everyone, can you find me an inflatable hot tub that is currently in stock for delivery in the next week

 

Of course. No problem. Do you want anything from Sainsburys too while I'm there and maybe anything dropped off at the post office ? Dogs need walking ?

 

Why the urgent need for a sex pond?

 

I don’t need/want one, my friend mentioned they are pretty much sold out.

I just find it utterly remarkable that’s what people have been buying up in the face of potential economic oblivion

 

I challenge the forum to cut my lawns this weekend. Next weekend will be car cleaning.

 

Lawns? Aren’t we grand!

 

My Mrs needs sorting out too. Her garden is extremely grown over.

 

You can barely get your hands on a decent mountain bike. That's the shocking reality of Britain in 2020.

 

I can hear my neighbours behind me filling one up, and their next door neighbour explaining how they can’t get their hands on one

 

You actually have to queue to get on the main brand ones website, unbelievable:

https://www.lay-z-spa.co.uk

 

There is no excuse for that. Has she been furrowed from work ?

 

I’ve heard inflatable macaroni is impossible to get hold of.

 

I did ask her. I will let you know once I'm back from casualty.

 

That's easy she should just get herself a Brazilian to sort her garden out, I hear they are very effective