Sherlock homes and Dr watson are sat in the parlor at Baker street one evening, holmes puts down his copy of the times and says to watson "how is it going with your new girlfriend watson ?" Watson replys "well things are going ok... though i do seem to have a bit of a problem.." "Go on" says shelock "well she is gagging for it, but everytime i try to enter her i just cant get it in..." Holmes muses for a moment and then says "have you tried lubrication ?" "lubrication .." says Dr watson "you name it and i have tried it, KY, vasline, baby oil, WD40.... NOTHING works" "are you seeing her tonight ?" says Holmes "Yes i am" watson reply "ok" say sherlock... "try a squirt of jif .." Watson scratches his head for a moment and replys "well ok... sounds like madness but i am desperate..i will give it a go." Well the next morning at breakfast watson is grinning from ear to ear, sherlock grins back and asks "went well then..." "It was bloody fantastic " says watson " worked a charm, "how did you know about that ?" Sherlock winks at watson and says..... "Lemon entry my dear watson"
