Rather weird analogy The former Real Madrid coach and World Cup winner Jorge Valdano has attacked Rafael Benítez and Jose Mourinho, insisting that they are ushering in a bleak future for football and likening the Champions League semi-final between Liverpool and Chelsea to "a sh*t hanging from a stick". Writing in Spain's best-selling newspaper, Marca, Valdano insisted: "Football is made up of subjective feeling, of suggestion - and, in that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a sh*t hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a sh*t hanging from a stick. http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2074386,00.html
I bet he'd settle for a s*it hanging from a stick if it meant him getting to a Champions League final twice in three years. :]] The words grapes and sour spring to mind.
