Screw all you, women and men- I'm better!

Reasons:

I'm too sexy

I'm casual but firm

I only lose my temper at football

I have three pairs of shoes- town shoes, white lacoste trainers, black lacoste trainers, and some boots

I have only as much clothes as I will wear unlike most blokes who have far too less and women have far to much

I have time for pum pum, drink, football and family and friends

I have been going for watford for 10 years,

I can do a weekend on a tenner( and get f0000000000000000ked)

I can make your family think I'm nicer than i am

I can talk my way out of a room with no doors!

I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU END OF!!!

 

Im 2x better than that:]] :]]

 

eight pounds of that tenner was mine:]]:]]:]]:]]:]]:]]

 

i reckon i'm better than you. i am an amazing guy after all.

 

:happy1: :sign1:

 

watch out! or i might send a completely nonsensical pm to you!

 

:dismay:

 

:]]:]]:sign1::sign1:

 

its a shame that that parody can apply to so many

 

i am better because i am female

 

in what way:]]:]]:]]:]]

 

None of you will ever beat me!!! I am better!!!!:]]

 

i am short!

 

Everyone pales into insignificance when compared to me.

 

a man that looks like a fish. great:]]:]]:]]:]]:]]

 

:sign1:

 

Ah but that makes me fintastic looking.

 

only under water:]]:]]:sign1:

 

Still better than all of you!!!:sign8:

 

Nope I think that is you
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