Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel

This seems pretty desperate

http://www.watfordfc.com/page/Auctions/0,,10400~1602102,00.html

Auctioning a signed shirt from a player that A: Never even wore it, B: Hasn't been with us for over 6 months now...

Do they take fans for mugs?

 

How many fans does a mug cost? I am drinking my tea out of a beaker at the moment.

 

Err, then don't bid for it if you don't want it - simple.

Calm down dear, calm down

 

he obviously does want it and is putting everyone off from bidding so he gets it for 99p including 15% vat!

 

shhh bear, you're foiling the plan!