Join the merry bandwagon to Plymouth, the trains aren't working, the planes are over priced, the boats are full up with Arthurs fishing bait, the tandem is broke and the horse and cart are on holiday. Seats available - sign up now!
Perfect time to put on an OLD FASHIONED FOOTIE SPECIAL. 600 pee'd up footie fans on one train - sounds the best way to me.
The brothels do cheap accomodation, bed and breakfast ( you get a decent nosh) and a few schillings more for some extra oats.
Sorry, rail replacement bus is NOT an option. Will go dow Thursday or Friday, may even get the boss to pay if I go to a client and do some work.
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