1) Liza Tarbuck - Less amusing than her old man and that's saying something. 2) Chris Evans - Let's talk about me! Legz Akimbo bonkers wackiest of the breakfast wacky! 3) The Archers - Theme music that inspires the fastest dash to the 'off' button. 4) Jeremy Vine - Smug tory ********* and militant 'my rights' cyclist who got attractive busty motorist Shanique Syrena Pearson 9 months in the clink, simply for saying what everyone was thinking anyway, and calling him thetwat he undoubtedly is.
Steve Wright. If by some chance I hear a minute of his show I feel unclean. Sara Cox/Zoe Ball, mainstream giddiness. Dermot O’Leary a ‘personality’ apparently, in the absence of any evidence of one. John Humphries, thankfully has moved his self righteousness to the Daily Mail.
There’s one on Radio 1 at the weekends, partner listens to it when she’s gardening. He’s Northern. You know how I know he’s northern, despite never hearing more than one minute snippets? He mentions Burnleh every Burnleh other Burnleh ******* Burnleh word. Burnley Burnley Burnley. He’s a Burnley fan you know? I heard a bit once of people calling in to do awful Sean Dyche impressions. You know, because he’s the ******* BURNLEY MANAGER!!!!! ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
Anything that isn't Radio Five. Radio One, Two.. etc. are boring and play the same sh!te every day. I like some of the more political stuff they discuss, and obviously with no sport on atm at all, what they can the void left is quite amusing. Also still a fan of 3CR, closet thing we get to Vicarage Road right now bar our great club letting NHS staff and workers use it. Nice to hear how that is going too.
Haha Clive. Attractive busty Ms Pearson got 9 months not for shouting at the innocent Mr Vine but because she is a persistent offender and this court case meant she was in breach of an existing suspended sentence order (for actual bodily harm). And have you ever listened to The Archers? It gives a very well researched and entertaining insight of how our hard pressed poor farmers are stewards and custonians of our beautiful countryside while trying to make ends meet feeding all our well heeled city dwellers, many of whom think milk comes out of a plastic bottle from Tescos. And lots of heart wrenching personal stories from Ambridge like when Nigel fell off the roof, the tw#t, and died, how Scruff the dog was swept away in the floods, and how old whatsisname killed his own ferrets. If you want to catch up there's an omnibus edition on Sunday of all the weekly episodes in one exciting spellbinding session and the Archers tune is played on an accordian to fool you so you don't dash to the off button. You don't know what your missing. Enjoy!
Pretty much any except sport. Endless adverts followed by a presenter who wants to make it all about them and their inane bullsh*t. And then finally a song comes on which I probably don’t like anyway.
To be fair when we were in league 1 we were in the northern section of the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy.... And anywhere would be considered a jewel if it’s neighbour was Luton!
Every radio station that has adverts. I despise them, so that leaves BBC radio. However I've not listened to Radio 1 since the execrable Chris Moyles started. Also most of Radio 2, 3 and 4 although until he moved on I did listen to Simon Mayo on R2. Thus leaving me with a mix of 5live and 6music, but since the sport has dried up and been mostly replaced with phone-in programmes dominated by coronavirus, 5live is rarely on now. So everything except 6music in fact! The one positive of lockdown for me is listening to 6music for much of the day despite too many rap/grime tracks seeping in recently.
Radio 3 is my go-to station. 5live when I want quick news or football; Radio 4 is often interesting, but I only switch it on when there's Italian opera and rugby on the other channels. 3CR also, of course.
Yeah, I hear what you're saying, but she is attractive and busty so I'm sure a few little indiscretions can be overlooked. Let he who has no sin cast the first stone! And anyway, she ought to have got a medal for tongue lashing the lycra-clad and be-helmet-cammed Vine. Any right minded citizen would have done the same. She performed a public duty. And finally yer honour I would like to remind you that she is both attractive AND busty.
1. Maya Jama - thick as mince, not funny, totally unable and unwilling to laugh at herself and thinks she's god's gift to everything. 2. Chris Moyles - hugely unfunny, surrounded by yes men, arrogant fake "lad" who wouldn't last 5 minutes in the real world. Used to have a feature on his show that involved getting a bloke with learning difficulties on to laugh at him. Just an all round c*nt.
But what sets her apart and what you didn’t mention from your pic is her lovely smile ... Has she become a minor celebrity now... could we see her on Love Island ? .... phwoarrr
DJ Silly Boy - Serious Jockin (no G) Honestly - an endless tirade of boomers texting in about how they are celebrating their Ruby wedding anniversary by driving to a **** seaside town where it all began, listening to his nonsense and doing some verb or object, but removing the g from the present tense of it. Chris Moyels. I insufferable bore surrounded by sycophantic idiots.
Don't forget his attempt at running a car dealership that sold only one vehicle. If required stick to Radio 3 and 4. Commercial radio and it's incessant inane verbiage that would have annoyed Plato and moronic adverts makes one want to jump out of a window.
Also, the girl who does the entertainment news on Radio 1 - Sinaed something? Thick as pigshit and just laughs at how “hilarious” she and her “highjinks” are. And....mute.....
I quite like Jonny Vaughan on radio X. He's everything I should hate, but I find him entertaining. I also like Frank Skinner on Absolute. I prefer to listen to it as a podcast, perhaps whilst in the gym or out for a run.
Johnny Vaughan is brilliant - the nearest thing to a trip to the pub with my mates I have. The whole show is a send up of radio in general and I find it generally hilarious. Nick Grimshaw usually makes me turn the radio off, another who is "wacky" and gets over excited about things that are not really funny or interesting. Annie Mac plays some good music, but she's so sycophantic I find it hard to listen to.
Splutter! What? How very dare you? Laydees (sick grin) are to be respected! Consider it 'on' for half past two in Arnold Crescent before if/when we ever play Crystal Palace away again.
It would be an honour to fight you over that overly aggressive woman's baggy baps. It's what she would've wanted.
Michael Ball. Over the top, trying to act like he's the nicest man alive with a 'daft' sense of humour, when in fact he is just utterly basic and simple to the extreme.
