[NOT HAPPENING] Rachid Ghezzal

Back in for him for the second successive summer according to a few on Twitter.

Seems like Leicester are favourites as Mahrez has recommended them with them both playing for Algeria.southampton also interested.

 

If we want him, we'll get him. End of.

 

I would be happy enough with this one.

 

No one tell Batman about this.

 

If he was any good he'd be playing in Division One already.

 

I thought Deeney's nickname was "The Ghezzal" ?

 

Ghezzals are hard to catch

 

Name is an anagram of:

Ghh, Acrid Lezza

What signify this?

 

Does he run like a Ghezzal?

 

Right winger. Not happening.

 

Communist

 

Is he the one who drowned in the canal?

One for our crack medical team there, then.

 

It wouldn't be the first time we've bought a Ratshit Geezer, so why not?

 

What I've got you've got to give it to your mama
What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa
What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water.

What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue.

Realize I don't want to be a miser
Confide with sly you'll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin' upriser
How come everybody want to keep it like the kaiser.

Ghezzal away Ghezzal away Ghezzal away now
Ghezzal away Ghezzal away Ghezzal away now
Ghezzal away Ghezzal away Ghezzal away now.

 

What do you get if you leave a Dead deer in the sun for a week?

A rancid Gazzelle.

 

Gazelle are antelopes, not deer.

 

This Gazelle has three years left on his contract, so likely to be quite dear.

 

Why on Earth have we got a medical team on crack? State of this club.

 

It’s a dear gazelle if you use yours faithfully

 

I gnu someone would say that...

 

This guy will put the spring bok in our team.

 

But we already have the Gray rhebok for that...

 

It’s towards the end of the transfer window, but better ungulate than never.

 

Don't be a dik dik

 

Getting a bit impatient for news now.

Wildebeest tear up this league or not?

 

it’s beyond the impala that we haven’t signed this guy yet.

 

Bambi.

 

Can't be arsed to check whether this has been posted already or not, apologies if it has

https://saintsmarching.com/2018/07/30/southampton-rachid-ghezzal-bargain-or-rightfully-cheap/

 

Can't be arsed to read it. What does it say ?

 

Can't be arsed to tell you

 

I had a look, but it turns out they couldn’t be arsed to write it.

 

Deeney is well fat, innit. LOL

 

Leicester and Monaco are supposedly negotiating a fee for this bloke.

http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.co...tiations-over-the-transfer-of-rachid-ghezzal/

Premier League side Leicester City have this morning entered into formal fee negotiations with AS Monaco to sign Algerian attacking midfielder Rachid Ghezzal, according to L’Équipe.

A deal for the 26-year-old could be complete this weekend, after weeks of initial talks.

Leicester manager Claude Puel had placed the player high up on his list of summer window priorities.

 

We've got too many wingers as it is...dont need any more.

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