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Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Lubaduck, Jan 21, 2024.

  1. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck First Year Pro

    Mrs Lubaduck has a 100% success rate with Watford away matches .
    We might only be talking a handful but they are generally backs to the wall or important games
    Peterborough 3-4 for example .
    Our youngest cannot now make Norwich away .
    Mrs L is protesting saying such nonsense like " I've got work the next day" etc
    What to do ?
     
  2. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Save her for a more important match.
     
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  3. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    No
    She must go!
     
  4. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    I wouldn't worry so much about Norwich away. They generally give us the points. (bookmarked)*

    Bar Southampton and Ipswich we've probably faced our toughest away games already, but no game is easy. If she cannot go with you in person, then perhaps take something of hers along for good luck.
     
  5. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck First Year Pro

    Good call however Mrs L doesn't have much enthusiasm for football in general .
    Another match she attended was a victory at Southend when Stan Collymore played .
    Muff away 0-3 was another . The Arse in the cup . Naarch last season .Probably no more than 10 matches
    All wins .
     
  6. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Not convinced we really need her this season unless we progress in the Cup.
     
  7. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Sorry but Mrs Lubaduck has to go. Have you contemplated blackmail or at gunpoint?
    We had a QPR supporting mate who was a good luck charm, we just used to bundle him in the car and go.
     
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  8. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    This is exactly the right attitude.
    As an LTA Level Five Master Performance Coach and Tutor I wholeheartedly endorse such lunacy!
    Bravo Sir!
     
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  9. Johnny Todd Sings

    Johnny Todd Sings First Year Pro

    It is obvious.
    You stay at home with your youngest and someone else takes Mrs L.
    Are you not prepared to do that for the team?
     
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  10. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Roll her out for the FA Cup final at Wembley
     
  11. westbridgfordhornet

    westbridgfordhornet First Year Pro

    But more importantly, where the hell was she for that certain Man City game? She obviously took in the Wolves semi-final, are you saying she was too busy washing her hair to attend the final?! For god's sake Lubaduck, get a grip man!
    Now we know this, with the partnership of Dennis and Mrs L we are a shoo-in for the Prem.
     
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  12. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Absolutely. Going to remain unbeaten for the remainder of the season and pip Leicester to the title. ;)
     
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  13. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    As her husband surely you can just command her to go to the match
     
  14. Cassetti's Beard.

    Cassetti's Beard. Academy Graduate

    We've got Dennis now so your wife's services are no longer required until the FA Cup final.
     

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