Penaranda - Yeeeeeeeeees!!!

The boy is coming!!!

 

Sounds like you’re in a state of rapture yourself, SCG.

 

Fnar fnar

Possible chants to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama?

 

Surely Hey Jude?

(Only cos I don’t really know Sweet Home Alabama )

 

Stick him on the bench, can't be any worse than the current bunch up front!

 

Good idea. He's shown over the last 2 seasons that "on the bench" is his best position.

 

He'll get confused by the reference to "where the skies are so blue"...

 

By virtue that he ‘can’t be any worse’, we may as well start him!

 

Remember how we panicked in the summer that we didn't sign a striker ?
Remember then how after 6 games we were lauding the 2 upfront and laughing about our summer panics and agreeing how we should always have faith in Gino
Then after 12 games....

 

1) watch Con Air - or skip the first hour to avoid hearing Nicolas Cage’s **** acting and accent

2) Recognise said song

3) insert the words “Go hooome Penaranda”

4) follow up with the standard “Boooooo”

 

Penaranda woahh
Penaranda woooahh
He comes from venezeula
He plays a vuvuzela

Sorted.

 

Excuse me, I was slagging them off even when they were scoring.

 

Scans better.

 

Well I heard Mister Young sing about him
Well I heard ole Ashley put him down
Well, I hope Ashley Young will remember
A Watford man don't need him around anyhow

Adelberto Penranda
Got his work permit through
Adalberto Peneranda
Lord, he's coming to get you

 

Sacrilege.

Cage may not be the finest actor, and he’s guilty of a huge amount of dross. But Con Air is one of his finest (and most absurd) hours.

 

Rightly so.

 

Is he actually any good, will he get a chance ?

Will he be played as a striker or winger ?

 

Doesn't seem very catchy - what tune is it meant to be sung to?

 

Remember when Dominic Foley stepped off the bench and scored a stunner against Barnsley?

Any less from Adalberto on Saturday and we should boo him for eternity.

 

How about to the tune of Stairway to Heaven.

“And we re riding a stairway to Peñaranda “

Or even better to “I should be so lucky “ by Kylie Minogue....

“ I should be so Pena.
Pena , Pena , Pena .
I should be so lucky in Peñaranda “

 

Think it's to the Bird's Eye Steakhouse Grill advert.

 

How did he perform on loan?

 

Th clash should I stay or should go

 

Wouldn’t it be easier to think of song that can be chanted and then buy a player that fits the song , the other way round is just silly

 

Dominic Foley. Oh my good gawd! How far we have come.

 

Adelbeto Peneranda. Eats Bamboo like a panda, heard he lives in a tanker. With sweet marie who waits for me.

 

Liked for ñ

 

Too true. But still one of the best ‘leap out of your seat’ goals I’ve seen from the Rookery.

 

Curious halfway house between The Clash & T’Clash, the Yorkshire version.

 

Exactly.

Forestieri inbound.

 

Where do I find it?

 

Hear, hear.

There will be one finger muscle I’ll be flexing when Snahe returns to the Vic.

 

Tildeville.