[REPORTED] Patrik Schick

Linked with this guy apparently.

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/sp...nets_reportedly_eyeing_Czech_starlet/?ref=rss

I'll probably get a bit of Schick for saying this, but I do particularly like some of the comments on the Wobby comments section already:

"Let's hope we sign him, he can then sit on the bench for 75 minutes, before WM brings him on, he couldn't do a full game as he's not match fit and don't forget to have a look at the nice pictures in the book, before hand."

"Mazzarri would soon coach that natural goalscoring ability straight out of him and have him doing an impression of the rest of our strike force in no time!"

"What's the point...he will only go out on loan never to be seen again."

"He also might fail the 'Can you take 12 minutes to get your tracksuit off before coming on the pitch as a sub' test."

 

Schick of this already. Boo.

 

Le Freak, ce Schick

 

Schicken Schit

 

All manner of 4th form puns to be had so I'm in!

 

Ready made song

You're Schick and you know you are!

 

No chance.

 

Schick Schick Schick,
Schick Schick Schick
Schick yo' booty!
Schick yo' booty!

 

Great in the air. The Schick flick is named after him.

 

Was part of the most famous Czech front pairing - Schick'n'Berger.

Sorry, I'm bored.

 

Schick, schick, schick, schick boom!

 

I hate to interrupt but he looks a very good player. Has it all Gabbiadini style.

 

What you mean injured? Sounds like our kinda player.

 

These puns are enough to make one....barf.

 

Maybe hes Shick because he had to digest the muck thats been served up all this season

 

Wanted by, Chelsea, Man City, Arsenal, Man Utd and Inter ....

 

Hopefully he's a bit of a nutcase and his options will narrow to us when it emerges he has,

Punched someone in a nightclub or
Jumped off a roof or
Smashed up a Ferrari or
Done an heroic amount of drugs.

Welcome to England Patrik.

 

Gone to tinpot Juve...and for only €30m !! Why oh why oh why have our board got no chuffin ambition?!

 

Schit anyway, didn't want him

 

Transfer to Juve has been called off....meant to be a very talented player.

 

Inter circling

 

Heart problems by all accounts.

 

he would make our under 23s a lot better.

 

Better than Okaka making our first team a lot worse.

 

Hopefully we snap him up. Would be a schick signing!

 

razor sharp

 

Would be great but really depends what his 'cardiac anomoly' actually is.

 

When hooked up to an electrocardiograph his heartbeat sounds like the main synth line from 'Funkytown'

 

Has two, he's Dr Who.

 

This Schick is getting old.

 

Shame we sacked our top medical team. This can be a real problem now for all players and their clubs. Not only do the insurers get very nervous but what happened to the Ajax player highlights the risks involved even for the youngest and fittest. Wishing Schick all the best. Would luv him at the Vic or even his fellow countryman Mr. Vydra in view of our lack of pacey strikers. COYHS

 

What?

 

Dr Who has 2 breasts, not 2 hearts

 

Has both m8.

 

Missing something downstairs now.