Upon entering the back of the line at the cash only turnstile a green team member promply waddled his way over to me, noticing this is swiftly removed the bottle top from by drink. Upon realising this he asked me to hand it over, i said i didn't have it and dropped it in my pocket. He apparently realised this too and requested i remove it from my pocket. I explained to him that i had dropped it on the floor and pointed amongs people's feet that it was down there. He again requested i remove it from my pocket and as i said it was on the floor i noticed one floating in the stream of water running along the curb. So i gleefully pointed to it and said, there it is. The bottle top inside my pocket was soon back on it's bottle. A minor victory yes, but a victory nonetheless ;D
hahaha caz didnt you do something like this and get caught??? i got searched but he didnt find it in my pocket muhahahaha
well dun tho i have been doin this all season except just puttin it in my pocket before i get to the turnstiles wow those green team just aint bright
I had the full search the pat down made me empty all my pockets and everything and they got my bottle cap
I put my bottle lid under the hem on my trousers, the green team havent found it once. A few weeks back i had the pat down from some women. She went straight into my pockets presumebly looking for my bottle lid. Surely she shouldnt be allowed to dip her hands into my pocket. Do you think this case warrants a complaint to the club because i dont think they should be allowed to do that.
I suppose they can search you, but surely it must be someone of the same sex searching you? They probably have the right to search you if they believe you have something dangerous to bring into the ground.
She could have just asked me to empty my pockets instead of doing it herself which i think is quite rude
Try wrapping the cap in a scrunched up tissue before you queue up you can then pretend to blow your nose when reaching the turnstiles.;D
To annoy the green team someone should shake up there drink. When you approach the turnstile give them your bottle let them take your lid of and kaboom! A bit childish i no but would be quite funny!!
Genius! Not likely to get in after doing that though. You could visibly drop it just before you're about to get searched.
I haven't known them to do the full body search and inspect internal orifices. Have you considered sticking the top into your ring? Then offer the first swig of your drink to that **** who sits close to you, who slags off your favourite players, who knows nothing about football and still thinks that Marlon has had a fight with Aidy. Job done
lol, do that, they have no reason to deny you entry. adn if they do, wait tens mins and try again avoiding that steward
I don't understand the whole thing of taking away the bottle caps, considering you were able to buy class J20 bottles at stamford bridge...
and apparently in a crowded place, you drop a bottle with a lid on, air tight, big crowd maybe trying to escape in emergncy or just the end of the game. air tight = it doesnt squash =you fall over = trampled on
Stewards are easy. Just reply "I bet this is your favourite part of the job init mate" They will think twice about it and let you through ;D
Whenever I have walked through with a bottle without a top, they always ask me where the top is. Of course it is in my pocket, but I just say to them " it is in the bin, as I am not allowed to take it into the ground am I? " and they have seemed to take that as satisfactory.
