Man Utd 0 Watford 3 1 min - Jordan Stewart tackles Wayne Rooney in Watford penalty box. Rooney gets stretchered off with suspected nappy crapping. 4 mins - Damien Francis jinks past 3 Man Utd players ventures into the Man Utd box, decides he likes waltzing and takes the ball back to the half way line and does it again. When he waltzes in to the box, he then passses to Macca who doesn't want to be out shone does the same as Damien but three times. 12 mins - Macca waltzes into the box for the third time and whacks the ball as hard as he can at the post, the ball skillfully falls onto Hendo's head who then plays head ball for about 4 minutes before smashing the ball into the back of the net. GOAL - assist Macca - scorer Hendo. 17 mins - Manure restart but the game is stopped immediatly by the ref. It appears Gary Neville has something in his eye. After close inspection by the ref and trainer it was only tears and the game commenced. 18 mins - Ronaldo falls over. 20 mins - Ronaldo falls over 23 Mins - Ronaldo gets up 24 Mins - a back pass by de de de, we got Mariappa to Richard Lee the Watford legendry goalkeeper who sublimely whacks the ball from his 6 yard box into the back of the Manure net Goal - assist de de de, we got Mariappa: scorer Lee. 25 - mins - Ronaldo starts crying when Al Bangura bang bang bang bang looks at him. 30 mins - A rare manure attack and the first shot at goal by Manure from Saha. 33 mins and two days later - Ball found in Sahara desert. 43 mins - Aidy from the touchline orders a pizza hut delivery for half time energy intake. 45 mins - Half time score Manure 0 Watford 2 Second half starts 47 mins - Man Utd under constant pressure from the restart are back pedalling. Paul Scholes endeavours to halt Watfords onslaught by offering them his ginger nuts. 48 mins - while passing his ginger nuts to Hoskins of Watford the ball is shot from 25 yards into the back of the Man Utd net - the travelling fans go mental as Moses sets Old Trafford alight, and Paul Scoles pubics burst ino flames and his ginger nuts are burnt. Truely Mosses is the Watford miracle maker. 60 mins and 4 days later - the fire brigade turn up and put ginger's nuts out. 61 mins and 4 days later - Paul Scoles is substituted. 79 mins - Aidy passes out the water bottles and left over pizza as they wait for Ronaldo to get up again. 85 mins - Ronaldo gets up 86 mins - Ronaldo falls down 90 plus 27 - final whistle goes. 74,000 grunpy fans leave Old Trafford. 1,000 remain and clap their team off the pitch with chants to Ronaldo of PIZDA PIZDA PIZDA PIZDA PIZDA. Ronaldo looks confused and as he signals to the Watford fans -falls over, this time the ref books him for diving. And what a happy day and night we all had. The end. Thats all folks.
I knew it was Thurday today , No one at work believed me when i told them that we had won last night . Another 2 days and we'll be singignabout winning 4 on the bounce.
