Oh dear

I have drunk far too much beer and eaten far too much Chinese.

I am now king bloat of the bloaty people, with a bellyache befitting of a man much larger than myself.

Anyone got any tips?

 

now do it in reverse

 

Much as I have tried to produce beer I am never able to supply anything remotely drinkable.

Am attempting to squeeze out a noodle or two as I type.

 

rennies may help ease the pain ?

 

try to fart.

 

but be careful

 

bad imagery!

And a face like...

 

:sick1:

Tried but it just aint happening.

Maybe if I move around a bit something will be dislodged?

arty3::happy1:



Nope

 

now i feel nauseous as well

 

A small botty burp, but nothing like enough to relieve the pressure.

 

Watch the england highlights , and bore yourself to sleep

 

I actually had a doze during the match after consuming my oriental banquet. I think that's half the problem.

 

how is the aftermath this morning?

 

Digestive tract now back to normality thank you. My brother on the other hand who also partook last night is off sick with a dodgy belly.