Next Manager - Ivic Confirmed

And no social distancing to boot. **** em.

 

Unless it's on Wimbledon common.

 

I think Ivic will be announced soon.

 

It's almost like they're making it up.

 

Lee Johnson? I would take him as manager any day of the week.

 

Are you officially announcing this?

 

Spider senses are rarely wrong.

 

Danny Webber incoming?

 

Thanks. Someone had to step up.

He's just put his bins out which I think is a sign he's not coming.

 

Scott Parker?

 

I have a feeling in my waters...

...that our position on a new head coach will be no clearer this time tomorrow.

And nothing ever happens on a Thursday, so we’re looking at Friday at best.

 

Is it bin day? That's the key. If he's put them out a couple of days early it's a sure fire sign he's on the move.

 

****aroo, I didn't realise Ivic was 6'3'', that's brilliant. He's another bona fide Former Yugoslav Republican beast and we all know what happened last time we had one. I love it when coaches are physically impressive/imposing. Can imagine Ian Holloway getting all uppity, jumping about his technical area screeching about red cards for being on loan, ever so slightly overstepping the line and then Ivic is there, an impenetrable Balkan wall, just standing, staring down, like a technicolour Gort. A sentinel. A monolith.

 

Come on Gino. We really need to get this sorted now. Pre-season training begins next week!

Surely an announcement must be imminent?

 

Vidic to be confirmed within 24 hours.

Or Reubens

 

Except Thursday.

 

Manager who can’t speak English and has an obscure record in obscure leagues? Sounds like a pozzo move

 

Won’t be any announcement today. The club have announced episode 2 of Deeney’s Story. That will stay at the top of twitter. Can’t have anything else overshadowing that.

https://mobile.twitter.com/WatfordFC/status/1293517840843075584

 

Agreed.

@Robert Peel, just have a quick rummage see there are any clues in there, discarded fax from Gino in the re-cycling or tons of empty Match Attax wrappers where he's been trying to get the stats on our players, etc...

 

...unless that includes his appointment as player manager ?

 

We don't have any Monet..

 

Poyet spotted on Chorleywood Common, walking his pet rabbit. You heard it here first!

 

That would require some joined up thinking. Watford don't do that.

 

Why can’t they bloody well announce this , sick of waiting now. It will be some jurnoman foreigner as we all know.

They’re trying to build anticipation that’s all .they know who it is it’s all been agreed 2 weeks ago . Building anticipation that’s all . That’s all we’ve got to be anticipated about there’ll be nothing else all season

 

Raphael Honigstein? Julien Laurens? Carl Anka?

Where did you hear this?

 

No don’t think they are in the running . Not bern mentioned . Read the thread to see whose in the frame not gonna repeat all the names

 

Heard he had a pet ferret called Albert?

 

Any updates Moog, I mean Shaun?

 

I'd rather a awful British jurno like BBC's Phil McNulty

 

Can anyone else hear a kind of...I don't know...whooshing sound?

 

Update on what ? I’m Not claiming to be in The knew . Just my opinion . Don’t even know Moong

 

Classic Moog

 

Just to clareify I’m not Moong

 

Only the true mersier denies his virginity.

 

No.

I mean "no" (in Shaun's voice)