a boy is out at night after christmas riding his new bike.....ALL OF A SUDDEN !! a policeman rides by on a horse. police man : "well young man, thats a smashing bike you've got there all apart from the lights you dont have attached to it, tell me where did you get this ?" boy: "got it for christmas sir, santa gave it me". policeman: "well you need to write and tell "santa" that hes given you an incomplete bike". and with that the police man rode off but the boy shouted after him. boy: "excuse me sir but where did you get that horse because you need to write to whoever it is and tell them the di*k should be bigger underneath it not on top of it". :]] :]] :]]
