[RELEASED] Mitchel Bergkamp

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Dreadnought, Feb 1, 2021.

  1. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Seems pretty grounded for his age, quite honestly. Expectation like that is one heck of a burden to carry as a youngster, and if the bolded part is any indication it looks like he's got his head on right at least.
     
  2. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    We are a circus
     
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  3. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    We may have signed up a group of top models, then. Maybe Gino is going to open an agency.
     
  4. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    He is 22. And has done nothing of note to warrant a signing. Another waste of scarce resources. The chances he will make it as a professional to offer us anything are nil.

    More PR media garbage from the club.
     
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  5. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    Darren Ferguson spotted in London Colney
     
  6. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Playing for Almere City for 9 years in the lower Dutch leagues would ground any professional footballer I reckon.
     
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  7. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Not true. He was unlucky to be released from a second tier Dutch team's u21 squad and has been without a club for seven months. #pedigree #bestscoutingnetworkintheworld
     
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  8. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Instead of Longstaffe we’ll end up with Alex Bruce
     
  9. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    The signing is completely fine. No one expects him to be anything more than U23 filler and he'll cost us next to nothing. In the unlikely chance he develops into a first team squad player, the media will pick up on it, clubs wills come snuffing and the club could profit.

    I imagine the overall idea is to expand Watford's contacts throughout the game. If Ajax wanted to send a player on loan, Bergkamp might chose us over division rivals, if he hears that Watford treat their development team well/ have good facilities.

    The annoyance comes from the lack of actual first-team transfers, but this transfer is fine and a bit of a non-story.
     
  10. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    **** really. Ahahaha. We've overtaken all the others to become the biggest comedy club now haven't we?
     
  11. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    Perfect! Alan Carr’s old man was a professional footballer too
     
  12. Warks Kev

    Warks Kev Academy Graduate

    On Sky Sports News ticker I saw 'Watford sign Dennis Bergkamp' and thought, well he could probably still do a job.
     
  13. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    HMS piss the U23 league
     
  14. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Professional football is a circus. Watford sound like they're ahead of this game. I would guess all of these together cost peanuts compared to Andre Gray's wage. It's a punt, schmoozing some inner circles and publicity. And if Bergkamp turns out at 25% of his Dad we've still got a good player.
    Or Watford's talent scouts are stars-truck idiots. Read it how you like, time will tell.
     
  15. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Who would you put in the team, 50 odd year old Dennis Bergkamp or Andre Gray? It’s a no brainer.
     
  16. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    The cynic in me wonders whether this was announced today as the club knew it would generate some interest/discussion which might at least somewhat distract from another awful deadline day
     
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  17. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    Maybe a signing to increase shirt sales
     
  18. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Anyone know what squad number he has been given? Can't wait for my Bergkamp Watford shirt.
     
  19. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55889081

    Well the Beeb put us on the front page of the football section. Not normal that. The fathers could still play better and be of more use to the first team squad.
     
  20. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    A friend and fellow WFC fan's son played against MB when he played for Hadley Wood.
    He said he was "Outstanding" and he's not prone to hyperbole.
    Let's hope he still is!
     
  21. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Is he 25?
     
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  22. sdc_watford

    sdc_watford First Year Pro

    I'd rather have a speed boat than a Kanu.
     
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  23. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Is that a Kanu in your pocket or are you just please to see me?
     
  24. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    So on the bench for Saturday. Already impressed Xisco enough to throw him into proceedings.
     
  25. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I would take him over Navarro or Gray even if he doesn't play in their positions
     
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  26. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki Reservist

    I thought he didn't make a first team appearance for them?
    He is not going to mske it as a professional player.
    Why have we signed him?
     
  27. poakley

    poakley Academy Graduate

    Good PR exercise on deadline day
     
  28. Aylesburyorn

    Aylesburyorn Academy Graduate

    played 49 games scored 7 goals apparently
     
  29. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    He may turn out to be amazing but the odds of this are minute. If he was decent he would not be playing at Almere. He would be in the Ajax, Twente, Groningen academies which are very good and by his age playing in the top tier in Holland. He has been in the fourth tier which is far worse than our own fourth. Probably the level of the English sixth or seventh. That is the comparison. And he has hardly been electric in that either. Best of luck to him and all that but I am being rational.
     
  30. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    I've just realised this chap is 22. He would have made it somewhere by now if he was any good.
     
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  31. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Yes, young Alan was made captain of my lad’s primary school team because his dad Graham was manager of the town’s league club. First practice, the ‘teacher’ who took that decision realised he was literally incapable of kicking the ball, falling over every time he tried.
     
  32. Multatuli

    Multatuli Academy Graduate

    @ AZ Alkmaar, we have the son of Ruud Gullit AZ | Teams - AZ
    You want him ? He allready played together with your epic player Tiago Cukur :D
     
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  33. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    Released.
     
  34. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    His Dad has come to pick him up. Long drive home. :(
     
  35. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    I still think about this post occasionally. I think it might be my favourite ever joke. The set up and execution is brilliant
     
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