With the Football Association doing a p!$$ poor job of running English Football, the honcho’s at Soho Square have decided to turn their hand at Office American Football. When picking the teams in the FA canteen Brian Barwick the Chief Exec stated “I ain’t having that Ginger Runt McClown on my team. He’s like Midas with a $h!t stick. We thought we could pick a blind man and he’d still do a better job than the Sven. We’ve obviously been proved wrong”. After the kick off from Spuddy. McClown Quarterback for the office cleaners was sacked at the First down with an almighty tackle from new Under 21 boss Stuart ‘Psycho’ Pearce. Stuart Peacre commented, “I may not know a striker from my elbow but I’m sure fulfilling the dreams of the rest of nation as I took out both the water cooler and the Ginger McClown in one sweet move”. The Office cleaners took the FA to the cleaners winning the game 37-13
