[RUMOUR] Mbwana Samatta

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Medio, Jun 6, 2019.

  1. Medio

    Medio Academy Graduate

    Aston Villa, Brighton, Leicester, Watford and Burnley are all eyeing up the £12million rated Genk’s Tanzanian striker, Mbwana Samatta. [Sun]
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    32 goals in 55 games for Genk last season. What's the exchange rate for Belgian league goals to Prem league goals ? 1:4 ?
     
  3. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    I'd much prefer we'd signed his brother What.
     
  4. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    You gotta no respect.
     
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  5. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Annoyed that I was too slow to be first with a Joe Dolce joke.
     
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  6. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    Signing him to be our new striker would mean no worries for the rest of our days.
     
  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Nothing. Samatta with you?
     
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  8. Hey!
    Whaddya think you do?
    Why you looka so sad?
    Issa not so bad
    Issa nice-a place
    Ah shuddup-a you face.

    I'm definitely in. Best chant ever.

    I don't care if there have already been Joe Dolce jokes. I'm genuinely excited.
     
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  9. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    First one to make a YouTube highlights package with Joe Dolce dubbed over the top rather than some techno dirge wins....
     
  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Just found out even THE Dominic Foley scored 29 goals in 103 games for Gent !
     
  11. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Reservist

    Yes, but we didn't have THE Dominic Foley, we had any old Dominic Foley.
     
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  12. Moose

    Moose First Team

    And yet more likes. There’s no justice @GoingDown
     
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  13. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Hopefully they won’t be pleading ‘itsa nice-a place’ as they drive him around Exchange Road and its brutalist architecture.
     
  14. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    All-a my fans applaud
     
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  15. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! First Year Pro

    We signing that Issa Diop from West Ham too?
     
  16. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Re-signing Pierre Issa is more likely knowing Gino.
     
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  17. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    That just made me spit my drink out!
     
  18. ek uncle

    ek uncle Academy Graduate

    Mr Sique What?
     
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  19. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    Gives us Samatta talk about at least
     
  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Does Gino speak like that?
     
  21. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Yes, he uses the term ‘brutalist’ a lot. He’s like Bryan Sewell with a big chequebook.
     
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  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I’ve never heard Gino speak.

    I wouldn’t have guessed he speaks like Sewell.
     
  23. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Summed up Troy Deeney as antediluvian rapscallion, half Bruegel, half end of pier, the man, his noumena? A cypher and yet a larrikin. £35m to you.
     
  24. Watford Gav

    Watford Gav Academy Graduate

    His name is an anagram of 'Mata was Batman' so its a yes from me.
     
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  25. Watford Gav

    Watford Gav Academy Graduate

    You..Gotta no respect?
     
  26. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Now I know you're lying. Gino doesn't have a chequebook.
     
  27. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    You don't-a read-a da thread
     
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