[NOT HAPPENING] Lyanco Vojnovic

Gray exit seems to be on the cards so the club are comfortable spending his September wages on a couple of new signings

 

Good enough for me. Announce lifetime contract!

 

Good effort, even got him wearing the Watford kit. Spelt his name wrong though.

 

Looks like he has excellent technical ability for a CB, and is extremely rapid. Torino (& some of their fans on twitter) seem quite keen to get shot of him though for some reason

 

The YouTube highlights confirm this. Can get away with that nonsense at the walking pace of Serie A but will cost us goles. Give me a Uruguayan any day, they know how to defend.

 

If we sign this bloke, at least we can put Giaretta’s claims that we only want a PL-experienced midfielder to ‘complete the squad’ down as nonsense.

I’m so so glad the club have seen the need to add a quality CB. Literally makes this window so much better for me.

 

Looks like this one is going to happen. I’m delighted they have signed a quality CB.

 

I think as long as Van Djick stays fit they should be alright for at least 17th this season .

But who knows ?

 

Could probably afford a couple more along with HS2 if he’s on his way.

 

Deulofeu's revenge?

 

That scumbag cost us relegation when he knobbled our Geri.

 

Do you think they have a prime time soap opera in Belgium called “Oostenders”?

“ Leave it aat Van Phil, you can’t come waltzing into the Queen Beatrice giving it the big one coz you ve have had 18 Trappist fruit beers, mouthing off about how them Brussels lot are coming daan our manor to give it the big one about how they got better paedophiles than wot we ‘ave “

Bdom bdom boom boom boom
Na na na na na naaah

 

Gino loves a Brazilian.

 

Is that the media term for old age pensioners who voted against remain? Grexit

Or just the accidental daily discharge an OAP leaves on their trousers ?

 

Yep. If at had a backline of Uruguayans and Italians we'd not concede a single goal all season. This is basic stuff.

 

Miguel Britos and Gabrielle Angella like this post.

 

Britos and Galli. That would've been one hell of a pairing

 

YES!
A class defender! Anyone will be better than Kaba and Cathcart as backup, and he's young.

 

You could say the same about Dennis and Brugges.

 

Can he play RB though?

 

What no Cassetti?

 

So we have Masina, we just need to add 3 others ?

 

Have you got the balls to tell that to our Chilean Baresi?

 

Chile is the Uruguay of South America.

 

And I thought Euripides was tricky to translate!

 

You leave my ipides out of this!

 

Has this **** signed yet?

 

I'll put them on the front step as before!

 

Lots of "i"s to dot in Brazilian.

 

Spot the error there (it may well have been deliberate).

 

Brazilians speak Dutch?

 

Are you trying to imply my comment wasn't wholly serious?