Local Court case conclusion

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Teide1, Sep 17, 2018.

  1. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    There was courtroom drama today in Watford as a seven year old boy challenged a court ruling over which of his divorcing parents should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by both parents, so in accordance with custody laws that the child remain as close to his family as possible, the judge awarded custody to his aunt and uncle. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt and uncle beat him just like his parents, and he refused to live with the pair. When the judge suggested that the boy be placed under the care of his grandparents, the boy became visibly upset and professed through tears that they only encouraged the beatings. Seemingly at a loss, and unable to find any close family to the boy with no history of abuse, the judge took the extraordinary step of allowing the boy to suggest who should take custody of him. After studying the issue with protective services, the boy has been placed in the custody of Luton Town Football Club, whom the court agrees are not capable of beating anyone.
     
  2. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    is your username based on the volcano in tenerife?
     
  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Bad & unexpected news for the lad:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45456235

    Maybe the boy would be safer at Everton FC.
     
  5. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    RookeryDad likes this.
  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Wiki does take the guesswork out of life (except in the case of the hugely misleading Fabbrini entry).
     
  7. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Close its actually the name of my house which is based on the volcano!
    please don't all descend on me as my security is pretty tough!
     
  8. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    That explains all the hot air your spout?
     
    Teide1 likes this.
  9. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    That rate I shall pop down and see you as I reckon you must be sitting at the bottom haha!
     
  10. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Please do, I'd lava wee chat.
     
    Teide1 likes this.
  11. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    How magnamanamous of you.
     

Share This Page