[NOT HAPPENING] Jack Wilshere

Do we reckon he will end up in the championship?

I'm not sure there will be many premiership clubs lining up to take him on. On his day is very talented, but you have to question his work ethic.

 

I'd love him at the club. Would be an absolute Gino move to shock us all and sign this gem.

He's not injury prone anymore, still could play for England and if, and that's a big if, we can get him purring - I think it'd be a 100 point plus season.

 

Typical wet spam signing, which considering they are just got rid of him is rather funny

 

We're reaching level of model fitting which shouldn't be possible

 

Bet he ends up back at Bournemouth.

 

Maybe we could put him on a shared pay-as-you-play contract with Welbeck. They could collaborate to see if they could manage a full season of appearances!

 

You know he's bad when even we're not linked to him

 

I am all for this because The Scum fans will hate it.

 

A full game maybe

 

He's a scummer. Wonder if he'll pop up there.

 

I think he was a boyhood West Ham fan, was at Luton as a child though but ditched their academy when Arsenal come calling. Anyway what would they pay him 50 quid a week and a packet of biscuits?

 

If someone with your username can't unpick the truth of that, no one can.

 

Sheffield United written all over this one, surely?

 

Now he's a free transfer, the only club I can see him signing for is....erm...West Ham.

 

It's all we have left now.

 

Wonder if he is the mystery trialist mentioned by @The Recluse ?

 

He would probably get injured in that anyways.

 

Nah, I bet that’s another Udinese reserve.

 

Good shout you could be right.

 

The knuckle draggers hated it when we signed Andre Gray. Just saying.

 

So did most of ours

 

We have so much in common when you think about it.

 

Shut your whore mouth.

 

If he could just get replacement ankles, he’d be a great signing.

 

I know we had another West Ham midfielder on Trial in our last U23s match - perhaps that's the one he was referring too?

The fact that Wilshere was fully fit and couldn't find his way into the starting lineup at West Ham speaks volumes. the fact that he took to twitter to point it out even more so.

 

Another one of those players from the supposed golden England decade from the early 2010s. Blown it by bad lifestyle choices and dodgy ankles.

 

Off to (Glasgow) Rangers apparently

 

Dodgy non-league pitches and glass ankles seem like a match made in heaven.

 

I know for an absolute fact he was on a basic salary of £125k a week at WHU. Absolutely no chance he goes to the championship.

 

If we were after anymore West Ham players, we should have made a bid for Cullen, and Harrison Ashby on loan