If we had Kane we would be in the top 4 .........

Well Mr Pardew has a very high opinion of himself and his current crop. However ,I see after today
they / he sits a place below the Goldenboyz ,haha.I hope we can stay above them.

Where might we be if we had Harry Kane (sitting on our bench) waiting for Iggy and Troy to give him
5 or 10 mins here and there

This is a bit of a rant about Pardew and his not so talented team but the question is tongue in cheek.

Who should we bring in to get us in the top 4?
Bale,Ronaldo,Suarez,Messi,Neymar,De Gea..........

 

Bizarre post.

 

u wot m8?

Whose sining for us? Pardue or Cain?

 

Find ourselves above Palace in the league this evening. Interestingly no one has been mentioning them as a possible relegation bet, up until today they had failed to score for 5 games in the league

 

Nice try Moog

 

It's a really good question and I'm surprised it hasn't been asked sooner.

The truth is Pardew probably could keep us up, but only if the board give him funds. And I just don't see that happening.

 

Can you show us on the doll where the man touched you ?

 

If we had someone who could dive properly then we'd be right up there. So with that in mind, Zaha.

 

I know you're taking the **** but there's a truth in what you say. We are crap at diving. Terrible. Seem to get sussed every time. In a sport which for better or worse it's now a big part we're inept at it. At least if you're going to do something so it well.

 

Lol they won't get relegated, just missing Bolasie.

 

They're such a one man team.

 

So are we, nobody is scoring the goals if we lost Ighalo.

 

Ffs.

 

Cathcart

 

Would you like to present a counter argument?

 

u wot m8?

 

If we had Bolasie, Cabaye and Zaha I think we would be top 4.

 

Oh Mr IBB has slipped into deep depression due to their current plight.

He thinks they could slip into trouble.

They were a little unlucky against Spurs I thought. Perhaps they'll splash out on Adebayor?

 

Austin seems the obvious one, pretty bizarre they didn't try to get him, or if they did, didn't try harder.

 

Isn't he on a 100k a week at Southampton? If so, his wages are a staggering 23.4 million over his 4.5 year contract.

 

When I added this thread I did mention it was a bit of a anti Pardew rant (after his pre match comments leading into the Spurs game at the weekend).

Ok ,we will not get big name Star players at Watford ( unless we get into Europe on a regular basis in the future).

On MOTD on Saturday they actually came up with a player who could get you into the top 4 (as it is now) and it's not
A big name star either so it seems one player can make such a difference - we were trying to get him as I recall when
He chose Leicester . Robert Huth is that man.

So i hope the Pozzo scouting team can find the right player to keep us going upwards, it doesn't have to be a mega star,it seems. It could be as simple as Mario Suarez

 

Have your posts gone through Google translate