If God visits these boards

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by orns4life, Feb 19, 2007.

  1. orns4life

    orns4life Squad Player

    Just a quick request, please make it snow very heavily from now until 6 in the morning, or when i go to sleep send the coursework faries to do mine as i still have two and a half bits to do and leave for school in 6 and a half hours:dismay:

    amen
     
  2. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    Ive got geography A level coursework, Biology coursework, Psychology work, and Philosophy coursework in for tuesday, and i have yet to finish any of them :(
     
  3. berkshirehorn

    berkshirehorn presumably I upset/disappointed someone

    Wait til you have to work for a living.
     
  4. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    haha i'll bear that in mind ;D grrrrrrrr
     
  5. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Tax Dodgers
     
  6. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    bog off :p
     
  7. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Have you not got something else you should be doing?;)
     
  8. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    yes- coursework (why arent i doing it???)
     
  9. cazgoodwin66

    cazgoodwin66 Forum Tall Person

    That reminds me i need to do Drama and Food :rant:
     
  10. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    Dear God,

    Please Let Marlon Be Fit By The End Of The Month, And Keep Watford In The Premiership

    Amen

    :]]
     
  11. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    who needs god? weve got moses :]]:]]:]]
     
  12. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    But it isnt working to much, we need a bit of both :)
     
  13. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    pansy subjects....:dismay:
    and you albangura9

    i have lots of work to do.
    working for a living isnt as hard as you make out, do you ever have to do loads of coursework at home? no.
    do you get paid? yes.
    dont complain, all i get is £1.30 and a shoelace a day
     
  14. berkshirehorn

    berkshirehorn presumably I upset/disappointed someone

    Bill Gates put it much better than i could:

    RULE 1
    Life is not fair - get used to it.

    RULE 2
    The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world
    will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel
    good about yourself.

    RULE 3
    You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out
    of high school. You won't be a vice president with
    car phone, until you earn both.

    RULE 4
    If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a
    boss. He doesn't have tenure.

    RULE 5
    Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your
    grandparents had a different word for burger flipping
    they
    called it Opportunity.

    RULE 6
    If you mess up,it's not your parents' fault, so don't
    whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

    RULE 7
    Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as
    they are now. They got that way from paying your bills,
    cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about
    how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest
    from the parasites of your parent's generation, try
    delousing the closet in your own room.


    RULE 8
    Your school may have done away with winners and losers,
    but life has not. In some schools they have abolished
    failing grades and they'll give you as many times as
    you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the
    slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

    RULE 9
    Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get
    summers off and very few employers are interested in
    helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

    RULE 10
    Television is NOT real life. In real life people
    actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

    RULE 11
    Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for
    one.
     

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