I need a bath

I feel all dirty as I'm currently supporting Palarse against the Arse.
Purely for PL table concerns of course.

 

I’m supporting every single Zaha dive. I too need a bath...filled with acid.

 

I'll begrudgingly acknowledge that was a damn good fk.

 

I thought I could smell something bad on the forum

 

You are dirty, Meister. Unfortunately, so am I

 

And shockingly, Zaha wins a pen

 

Just returned home,turned on the match and whoops,Haha hurls himself into Xhaka.
Never would have thought that!

 

Amazing how many penalties Palace and Bournemouth get still waiting for our first!

 

One of the unexplained mysteries of the universe.
I was just about to feel slightly sorry for Mr IBB and Palace.
Then I saw that!

 

The pundit cowards didn't even question it afterwards for fear of looking stupid after showering him with praise before the game against us. All they said was "Xhaka has got his body in the wrong place there". No mention of Zaha flinging himself in the air?

 

Somehow I don't feel so dirty supporting Manure vs the Toffees. Don't know if it's sympathy for the
Mancs or my dislike of the man with the watch.

 

I really wish a big team would buy Zaha.

He's an incredible talent who has the potential to be unstoppable at times; I would love to see him in a team where the opposition can't afford to double up on him because the other players are also threatening.

It would also have the side effect or relegating Palace, which is nice too.

 

Got to shout for a draw.

Limits points for our rivals.