How Will You Be Celebrating?

With promotion looming, how will you be celebrating tomorrow evening if we secure promotion?

 

There's an episode of Midsomer Murders that Mrs Keighley and I have missed.

 

Due to social distancing restrictions I’ll be jumping in a pond in the woods.

 

Good call. Mrs Moose and I didn’t catch all of last week’s Countryfile so we are sorted.

 

Crack open a few beers, set off the fireworks I held back from bonfire night, stick some Elton on and turn it up to 11 to annoy the ultra conservative god botherers in our street.

Hopefully be a double celebration as it's rumoured Biden will formally recognise the Armenian Genocide.

 

I will be looking for a looky likey pond in Lichfield, got one in mind and its pretty clean.

 

Presumably he is old enough to have been around at the time?

 

Cheese.

And any other yellow foods I can find in the cupboard or fridge.

 

Yeah would have been better if he'd prevented it.

 

In keeping with the times, a Tim Henman style fist pump.

 

On the forum reading fans arguing with each other.

 

Have booked an outdoor table at the pub opposite the pond - that way would be able to enjoy all the fun safely. IF we do achieve promotion tomorrow, I hope a blind eye can be turned in town and we can have a good celebration after the year we've all had, obviously keeping things sensible.

 

I shall nod sagely, say "that'll do" and then have a nice brew and a bourbon as I change my homepage back to the BBC Premier League page.

After that I will get rat faced.

 

If you don’t mind me saying, that’s bananas.

 

It’s how it’s meant to be. Amen.

 

No it's not.

 

Mrs UEA, who is only vaguely interested in what Watford get up to because of me, was quick off the mark with a reminder at full time on Tuesday that I apparently started a promotion tradition in 2015 by going out on that sunny Saturday afternoon and buying a bottle of champagne.

While I didn't realise I'd set a precedent, I'm more than happy to repeat that tomorrow.

 

I live on the South Coast so it will be into the ocean for me.

I scoff at your puny ponds

 

Luke 15:23 - 15:24

 

Working a night shift

 

I think he meant he's commencing celebrations midway through the first half with his mate Luke.

 

Phew! I was worried that was the time of the first goal and some bloke called Luke plays for Millwall.

 

Thankfully in Texas there’s no restrictions or mask mandate, so I can do what I want!!!

Then I realize, I’m the only watford fan in Texas, so I will look like a loon celebrating by myself and most likely get shot. So I will be in my house, shouting mildly, with some gentle clapping.

 

i cant go out coz i av got a lectriconic tag at v moment but my sista said she will go to barrowcuder (italy restrant) n get v playrs to sign her fat boob
she is also get in tatooz dun she is avin sarr on one leg n seeheratler on v other v tattoo bloke said she has already got sanchez in v middle but i dont no wot he meanz

 

He’ll be doing well to formally recognise himself in the mirror.

 

Getting battered.

 

Visiting Lidls and preparing for my first singles match in two years on Sunday.
Checking on the minutes of a zoom meeting prior to my match regarding the clueless clown that steals a living at the club as a coach.
I may put a bottle of proseco in the fridge at full time but don't wan't to jinx it at this stage.
COYH!

 

Crying into a few glasses of wine worrying about the vicious beatings we will be subject to next season and how much i will miss midweek matches and actually winning a few games. Wondering which fly-by-night mercenaries will arrive to take advantage of our next 9 months in the sun before leaving us in an even greater financial hell-hole than we are today.
Sad times indeed.

 

In 2015 I was in a pub on the high street and spotted Almen Abdi leaving Zinco's (where the team celebration meal had occurred) and despite being a fairly reserved person and almost completely sober I simply had to go an accost him. He was class. I was wearing a T Shirt with his face on, which amused him. It should have been embarrassing, but it wasn't, it was joyous.

Later on me and my mate got rejected from Oceana due to having trainers (absurd rule), where I hear the real celebrations occurred. Did anyone manage to get in?

I imagine if/when we seal it, it will be more subdued, but a hard earned, sensible, social distanced celebration will still be had.

Zinco's closed years ago, but a new restaurant opened in its place just a few weeks ago...

 

Well done moog, I mean mate, that made me spit out my tea!

 

Ha that brought back a few memories - had a picture with Vydra and Pudil outside Zincos that evening as we were drinking in Molloy's as they walked past.

 

Heading up to greet the team bus and then need to book a table somewhere in town! Anywhere showing the match?