How to keep a healthy level of insanity

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Cude>2<, Feb 14, 2007.

  1. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    So bored.... Ah:

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
    Dryer At Passing Cars. See If they Slow Down.
    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
    Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
    8. Don't use any punctuation.
    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
    11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go."
    12. Sing Along At The Opera.
    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
    All Day.
    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
    Because You're Not In The Mood.
    16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
    "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose"
    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
    Have To Let One Of You Go."

    Wonder how many people on here do any of the above. Quite a few one suspects.
     
  2. fan

    fan slow toaster

    write without punctuation. people on here must have a great level of sanity.
     
  3. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

    im so doing that one
     
  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    A good one is to get that sticky plastic stuff and cover your monitor screen.
    Then when typing a letter in word, pretend to make a mistake and tipex it out.
     
  5. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Man of experience!!!!
     
  6. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    Tis Called Clingfilm
     
  7. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    horn you must teach us the ways!
     
  8. cazgoodwin66

    cazgoodwin66 Forum Tall Person

    I funny one which me and a few mates did was take all the letter keys a keyboard and switched them all with f's
     

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