How Many Pro-deeney Posts On Social Media Come From Accounts Set Up By Troy?

How many pro-Deeney posts on social media come from accounts set up by Troy?

 

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I think Moosegasm might be the most tedious poster on here, and that takes some doing.

 

It is very strange that as soon as we got promoted back to the PL (where Troy doesn't belong) the amount of pro-Troy posts on here immediately shot up massively.

 

This actually requires a thread of it's own? Jeez

 

Moosegasm does make me feel a little bit ashamed to be anti-Troy.

 

None. I’m pretty sure a multimillionaire with a family, whilst doing a job we would all love to have/of had, has better things to do with his life.

I’m beginning to think that your jealousy/obsession with Troy is somewhat related. Ex gf perhaps? Troy didn’t shake your hand or give you his shirt at a game? Troy didn’t like your social media post, but liked everyone else’s?

You have posters of Troy on your walls, ceiling and doors, don’t you? You have collected every newspaper article every written about Troy and have made hundreds of scrap books, haven’t you?

You purchased a Troy bobble head that you sleep with every night and hold it closely, dreaming of the day that Troy might just look at you, smile and give you a wink. Only to find, he was doing that to the fan behind you.

 

It will all come out one day, there will be a Netflix drama like The Assassination of Gianni Versace, where we’ll see Moosegasm bump Troy off, then it will work back through time to the point Troy gave him a wedgie in the harlequin when he was 7.

 

I'd rather guess how many of you are Moog, that's now an established sport, and could well make the next Olympics.

This thread is just a poor tribute act.

 

Moogsegasm.

 

Chumooglax.

 

You’d actually be surprised. On my old Twitter account, Deeney’s agent DM’d me and asked if I had a problem with Troy personally just because I said he wasn’t very good anymore!

 

That’s very sad.

 

Feel free to 'ignore' me, that's what its for

 

Exactly my point.

 

That doesn't surprise me at all

 

E = MC2, Deeney = relegation

 

Just look at the time of these posts.

Normal people have a ***** when they can't sleep. These whoppers argue about Troy Deeney. Just ***** lol.

 

Hey,

 

There's no way these teats can multi task

 

Hi Moog, different time zone mate =)

 

I think he might have damaged something when he kicked you in the head.

 

Moosegasm = Troy's ex.

 

Is Moosegasm Troys version of Eminems Stan?



Dear Troy........

 

To be fair I wouldnt shag Troy's ex or his current gf

 

Yes because I'm sure they are just gagging to have a go on you mate.

 

I don't fish in that kind of water =)

 

More importantly, how many anti-Deeney accounts do you have?

 

Just the one. I aint faking it.

 

Where is the idea that Deeney is contracted until 2022 coming from? Most sources seem to suggest he is out of contract this summer.

 

The man himself on Sky yesterday. Or at least, when the presenter put it to him he had a year left on his contract as the preamble to a question about next season, he didn't correct it.