How Many Best Friends Do You Have?

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    There was some survey or other that came out today, that said British people are such hermit Billy no-friends, that we have fewer friends than any other country in the world. Or possibly Europe or something. Anyway, we were the worst.

    Excluding cheesy husband/wife/partner answers and of course Jesus, how many genuine friends do you have?
  2. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Friends? None.

    Enemies? Thousands. But I keep them close.
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    That’ll be why you were first to be killed in werewolf!
  4. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

    My right hand
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  5. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Do imaginary ones count?

    Asking for a friend*.

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  6. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member


    None. People on the whole are not worth bothering with.
  7. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Probably around 6/7 or so close friends, but they're mostly scattered all over the country
  8. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    All my friends are @Moog.
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  9. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    The forum/shoutbox is my best friend.
  10. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Are you a young hopeful signed to Chelsea?
  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    None, unsurprisingly.
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    This thread is number of friends, not favourite shirt number.
  15. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Reservist

    Of course, by definition you can only have one ‘best friend’; ‘best’ being a superlative adjective. In theory you can have an unlimited number of ‘good’ friends, but perhaps more interesting would be how many ‘better’ friends you have than the next man.
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  16. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Couldn’t there a dead heat for first?

    I suspect irrational millennial exuberance has led to this bending of linguistic exactitude.
  17. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    A good enough reason to give this classic an airing. The Beat ‘Best Friend’.

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  18. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    I have 46 joint best-friends. Could I be any clearer ? I'm very popular. 41 are Moog.
  19. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Quite a throng on your best friend podium.
  20. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Three. Just me, myself and I.
  21. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Not a thong, small pants swallowed by big ar5e cheeks.
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  22. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Well that is the magic number.
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  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    I don't have a big ar5e, thank you very much. Quite pert actually.
  24. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I meant on your best friend podium!

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