Of course, everyone here is an esteemed expert on exactly where these professional players are going wrong and what they ought to be doing (even though every single one of them could no doubt do keepyups whilst running rings around the whole lot of us and texting on their phone at the same time) but how good a footballer are you? On a rating of 1 to 10, where 10 is Pele and 1 is the specciest, cowering, skinny legged bookworm, who's only playing football at all because the games teacher made him. I hung up my boots a couple of decades ago after a Sunday morning pub match spent fruitlessly chasing the rapidly disappearing back of some 18 year old up and down the pitch, which near enough killed me. But to be honest, I was never that good. Although I sometimes tell people (truthfully) that I twice represented England at the European Championships, I leave out the bit about it being the European Championships for railway workers. And we came 9th out of 12 one year and stone bonk last the other. My only advantage was being tall and quite strong, so I often played as a full back or sometimes in goal. Specialist in clattering last ditch tackles and big old hoofs up the pitch as far as I could kick it. I would rate myself as only 3.5 out of 10. What about others?